Is Bernie Sanders A Dictator?

Lets find out.

from JoeUser Forums

The government form said I had to pick a clinic and a doctor,

so I wasted my time researching clinics and doctors and picked them.

When I got the card I found out the government picked a different clinic and doctor then I did.

Here are some questions for Bernie. Do I have to smoke pot or can I smoke tobacco and can I afford to anymore?

Can I drink a soda today and what size, diet or sugared? How many miles can I drive today?

How about some fast food? Can I eat a steak? After eating I need to breath and fart, is that to much carbon?

Do I have to have medical insurance or will I be penalized on my taxes? What if I'm not politically correct?

Are you going to tax gas so high I can't even drive to work? Does Bernie sell drugs in an Uber and do I have to?

Can I take a shower today? How long can I leave the light on? Do I have to exercise if I don't want to and

can I be 5 feet tall and weigh 300 pounds? Can I be 5' 10" and weigh 145? What hair cut would you like,

how should I dress and how about a beard? Can Bernie come up with a new tax every day? Yes he can.

I like to put dog crap in a plastic bag, is that ok or should I just put it in my pocket?

We have smog devices on our cars but now they want more?

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top

Sen. Kamala Harris (D-CA):"America, we are better than this."

Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top

I have some  questions for Almost Occasionally Conscious.

Where does all the money the lottery brings in come from?

Where does that money go, who runs the lottery, is the lottery moral and who's idea was it?

 

Siege of Centauri
Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top

Thought I would add something to my plastic bag.

"Michael Moore calls for Starbucks boycott until Howard Schultz says he’s not running for president." 

Ever heard of voting?

Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top

Alpha omega Centauri in ten years.

I call it the new warp deal

Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top

We can follow Acosta, Pelosi, Kamala, AOC, Bernie, Biden, Bloomberg and the rest to the gates of hell

and hell is where we will reside.

 

Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.) said Saturday that in the United States, "if you don’t have a job, you are left to die."

I will agree with her on that one.

 

Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top

Ocasio-Cortez On Fox News Coverage: "Why Are So Many Grown Men Obsessed With Me?"

Obsessed is an overstatement.

It's the policies blank.

 

Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top

Things Gov. Gavin Newsom might ban next.

Steam train, buggy whip, horse shoe, black and white TV, tube radio,

chariot, horse and buggy, heat on the stove iron, out house,

morse code, telegraph, rotary phone, oil lantern, analog,

percolator, DC long distance transmission lines, hand fan,

wind up clock, stone pyramid, igloo, tube TV.

Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top

Things Bernie Sanders would like to ban.

Medical insurance, candle, the wheel, wood stove, slide ruler, air conditioning,

clouds of gas anywhere in the universe, light, bubble gum, the electron,

cows, shoes, sound, heat, bow and arrow, movies, apple pie, cookies, cement,

asphalt, water, money, gold, silver, music, chairs, tables, bowls, balloons,

paper straw, bed, motel, casino, sports, bicycle, glass, soda, pizza, candy,

vacuum, knife, toenail clipper, paper, pen, pencil, paint, food coloring,

pants, shirt, belt, shoe lace, math, grades, winners, art, attractive people,

hair, hat, makeup, comb, shaving cream, ice cream, food, refrigerator, 

people that disagree with him.