Donald trump was absolutely beside himself when his thatched roof blew off and a photographer snapped several pics of his smooth, chrome-dome head.

Harvey Weinstein was blank when pictures surfaced online of him with his blank hanging out.

Harvey Weinstein was showing off in front of an aspiring actress when pictures surfaced online of him with his wallet hanging out.

Tronald Dump was blanking a Playboy model when when his wife burst in a blanked them with a fire extinguisher.

Tronald Dump was chatting up a Playboy model when when his wife burst in a cooled them off with a fire extinguisher.

Little Boy Blue blanked his horn once too often and made Little Bo Peep blank

Little Boy Blue blew his horn once too often and made Little Bo Peep go for a pregnancy test.

Ryat left his Playboy magazine in the blank room, when he went back later to retrieve it he caught Admiral Wilbur playing with his blank

Ryat left his Playboy magazine in the green room, when he went back later to retrieve it he caught Admiral Wilbur playing with his willy.

Given Uvah's propensity for nutty episodes, he ordered himself a custom-made blank because the ones at the asylum are ill fitting and chafe his blanks.

Given Uvah's propensity for nutty episodes, he ordered himself a custom-made strait jacket because the ones at the asylum are ill fitting and chafe his nuts and underarms.

While starkers was boarding the aircraft to Tasmania, the stewardess noticed a large blank in his pants and wondered if he was trying to smuggle blank onboard.

While starkers was boarding the aircraft to Tasmania, the stewardess noticed a large bulge in his pants and wondered if he was trying to smuggle more comfortable seating onboard.

While on the flight to Tassie, Shaunna blanked, and the stewardess struggled to repeat the blank procedures through her oxygen mask

While on the flight to Tassie, Shaunna spilled hot coffee on the pilot, and the stewardess struggled to repeat the emergency evacuation procedures through her oxygen mask

starkers got tired of playing with blank so picked up his toys and blanked off.

*not so fast*

Starkers got tired of playing with Four Roses so he picked up his toys and waddled off.

Uvah got so pissed at all the blank going on on the Hill that he pointed his Molecular Destabilizer at their blanks and blew them to kingdom come. 

Uvah got so pissed at all the naked insanity going on on the Hill [jealous he wasn't invited] that he pointed his Molecular Destabilizer at their bare buttocks and blew them to kingdom come.

starkers thought he was last of the big spenders when he found blank cents on the pavement, but when he found he couldn't buy anything for that much at the store, he blanked profusely and threw it back on the ground

starkers thought he was last of the big spenders when he found 10,000 cents on the pavement, but when he found he couldn't buy anything for that much at the store, he laughed profusely and threw it back on the ground.

Shaunna was so perplexed by what the dog did on the blank that she took a stiff scrub brush and blanked the dog.

Shaunna was so perplexed by what the dog did on the carpet that she took a stiff scrub brush and berated the dog.

Uvah was blanking down a dark alley when a cop shone a torch on his blank and booked him for public blank.

Uvah was skulking down a dark alley when a cop shone a torch on his shoes and booked him for public two stepping.

The ryat was blanking in the store when the produce manager noticed a blank stuffed in his blank and berated him profusely..

The ryat was waltzing in the store when the produce manager noticed a large watermelon stuffed in his arms and berated him profusely..

Uvah was in the back row of the movies on a Saturday night and blanking when the usherette shone her torch on his blank and blushed bright red.

Uvah was in the back row of the movies on a Saturday night and fishing when the usherette shone her torch on his catch and blushed bright red.

Starkers threw a fit when the, Orange Sphincter aka Donnie Two Scoops aka Humpty Trumpty aka you know who, got caught doing blank in the big room. His excuse was he had blank blank else to do.

Starkers threw a fit when the, Orange Sphincter aka Donnie Two Scoops aka Humpty Trumpty aka you know who, got caught doing aerial acrobatics in the big room. His excuse was he had sod all else to do.

Uvah was down the dark alley [he gets down there a lot lately] when he saw a blank and thought he'd take it home for dinner, but it got startled and blanked away.

Uvah was down the dark alley [he gets down there a lot lately] when he saw a reindeer and thought he'd take it home for dinner, but it got startled and latched onto Santa's sleigh and flew away.

Fuzzy Logic was on his way home from work when a Klingon noticed his blanks and beamed him up to his blank for interrogation regarding his knowledge of black blanks