Well...this is different.

Regardless of accuracy, that's a pretty fine piece of text! I'll have to save a copy for when I inevitably seize power.

Seize power my arse!!!!  I have a stronger case to the British throne than you's all because I actually saw the Queen once and met Prince Charles at Dartmouth [the original Dartmouth in Devon England... not the fake one over the Atlantic] Naval College.

Wot's more, I've seen Buckingham Palace, Windsor Castle and the Crown Jewels in the Tower of London, so I am considerably more familiar with the throne, its responsibilities and its realm.... so there!!!!

Furthermore, to consolidate my claim against usurpers from former colonies, I have no trouble speaking with a plum in my mouth and my favourite British TV show is Spitting Images.

I had in mind something a little larger...

I had that in mind for my 72 years.

All donations to the U-niverse are to be gathered forthwith, put in a brown paper bag and stuffed in the nearest mailbox. I'll pick it up later 'cause...I are King of the U-niverse. 

Then at 63......poof......all gone.

Poor Phillip!!!!

Yeah ok Ross. Let me know how that works out for you.

I'm the King of my throne, but my sevants keep forgetting to replace the toilet paper roll. That's the closest I get to royalty. 

Awwww I wanted to write that after I read that (and the Crown Jewels in the Tower of London).

Not too too good. Being King of the U-niverse ain't easy ya know.

Actually, that'd be Navel, in your case.  ;)

Navels are banned in the U-niverse. I said so 'cause I are the King.