This is funny stuff!
http://973thedawg.com/thieves-attempt-to-siphon-gas-from-a-bus-but-accidentally-suck-out-sewage/
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For all you Australians out there......
http://973thedawg.com/thieves-attempt-to-siphon-gas-from-a-bus-but-accidentally-suck-out-sewage/
Hehe, this adds a new meaning to the old saying/insult: "Suck Shit", don't it. 
I can hear it now: "Geez, mate, I know that siphoning can leave a nasty taste in yer mouth, but fair flamin' dinkum, this petrol tastes like crap."
It also takes 'recycling' to a whole new level. 
Australian buses [and cars] don't run on gasoline.....we use petrol.
It's similar....except our 'standard' is more like US 'premium'.
US 'standard' is lower octane than what these gits were sucking....;p
....and more than likely it was a diesel bus, anyway...;)
This one is pretty good too. OUCH! 
http://973thedawg.com/man-shoplifts-a-python-by-sticking-it-down-his-pants/
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