Reply #151 February 12, 2003 11:01 AM from WinCustomize Forums Top

God made the world. He rested. God then made the sun and the moon and the stars. He rested. God made the seas and the mountains. And He rested. He made the plants and the animals. And he made rested. He made man and he rested. And then God made woman. And nobody has rested since.

Reply #152 February 12, 2003 11:14 AM from WinCustomize Forums Top

If at first you don't succeed,
So much for skydiving.

Reply #153 February 12, 2003 11:34 AM from WinCustomize Forums Top

Ashu!!!!

Reply #154 February 12, 2003 10:15 PM from WinCustomize Forums Top

Like it, JM?

Reply #155 February 12, 2003 10:19 PM from WinCustomize Forums Top

One should never drink from the oppsite side of the cup...

Reply #156 February 12, 2003 10:21 PM from WinCustomize Forums Top

@shu, That was good. /me liked it but wife didn't.

Reply #157 February 13, 2003 6:29 AM from WinCustomize Forums Top

Her's another one WOM, perhaps you'd like this too

Behind every successful man there is a woman.
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two!!!

Reply #158 February 13, 2003 6:40 AM from WinCustomize Forums Top

"Here's to our wives and girlfriends....may they never meet."

---Groucho Marx

Reply #159 February 13, 2003 6:47 AM from WinCustomize Forums Top

"Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions."

---Woody Allen

Reply #160 February 13, 2003 6:51 AM from WinCustomize Forums Top

"The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets."

--Will Rogers

Reply #161 February 13, 2003 12:32 PM from WinCustomize Forums Top

Motion.. Or Girlfriends and ex-girlfriends. Hell, make sure none of of the people you date ever meet!

Reply #162 February 13, 2003 2:27 PM from WinCustomize Forums Top

time heals all wounds, and wounds all heels.

Reply #163 February 13, 2003 2:34 PM from WinCustomize Forums Top

"If there's nothing for which you're willing to die, then you'll never truly live"

Reply #164 February 13, 2003 2:40 PM from WinCustomize Forums Top

Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't."

- Margaret Thatcher

Reply #165 February 13, 2003 2:41 PM from WinCustomize Forums Top

Where there is love there is life.
- Mahatma Gandhi

You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
- Indira Gandhi

You must be the change you wish to see in the world.
- Gandhi

Reply #166 February 13, 2003 2:41 PM from WinCustomize Forums Top

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
- Albert Einstein

Reply #167 February 13, 2003 3:21 PM from WinCustomize Forums Top

GM liked that one, forgot it, thanks for the reminder!!

Reply #168 February 13, 2003 3:52 PM from WinCustomize Forums Top

Man who puts face in juice bowl gets what he deserves: Punch in nose!!!

Reply #169 February 13, 2003 4:06 PM from WinCustomize Forums Top

you can pick your friends
you can pick your nose
you just can't pick your friends nose

A friend of mine would say this to me as a stupid response to any question that I asked him that he didn't have an answer for. Ahhh...to be a teenager again!

Reply #170 February 13, 2003 5:31 PM from WinCustomize Forums Top

When life gets you down, use it to make a nice soft pillow.

Reply #171 February 13, 2003 5:33 PM from WinCustomize Forums Top

motion: oh ugh....bad bad bad

How do you get down off an elephant?

You don't. You get down from a goose.

Reply #172 February 13, 2003 6:06 PM from WinCustomize Forums Top

How does a German decline a werewolf? easy
der Werwolf
des Weswolfs
dem Wemwolf
den Wenwolf
Sorry C242, you'll have to forgive me for that one. it's werewolf's fault for starting the silliness.

Reply #173 February 14, 2003 1:48 AM from WinCustomize Forums Top

Better to light a candle than to curse the darkness....

Reply #174 February 14, 2003 1:56 AM from WinCustomize Forums Top

If Punk Rockers pick their nose in public, where do they wipe it?

Reply #175 February 14, 2003 1:58 AM from WinCustomize Forums Top

on other people of course, so watch em