starkers starkers

sɹǝʇlᴉɟ ɯɐds pᴉoʌɐ oʇ ʇxǝʇ uʍop ǝpᴉsdn ƃuᴉsn sɹǝɯɯɐdS

I just spotted the linked item over at Majorgeeks, where spammers are using upside down text to fool spam filters.

For mine, the only upside down spammers should be involved in/subjected to is being hung upside down by the gonads.

BTW, the upside down text in the title isn't my work... credit goes to Majorgeeks for that.

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Reply #26 Top

Quoting DrJBHL, reply 22

You were ancient before I was a gleam in mom's eye.

Bollocks!!!!   Your mum invited my mum to your 51st birthday party when I was just 6 months old.

I remember cos your dentures flew out when you were trying to blow out all the candles.

}:)

Reply #27 Top

you're both so old... when you leave the Museum... the alarms go off...   :P

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starkers is so old that when he was a kid rainbows were black and white.

As for the 'other' miscreant from the southern hemisphere what's popped up, syd's so old, the candles on her birthday cake raised earth's temperature by 3 degrees.

Reply #29 Top

nothing like a bit of global warming...   :sun:

 

doc's so old... the candles on his cake when he was little.... were literally..... Roman Candles....  :P

 

Reply #30 Top

The best part of being as old as syd is the lack of peer pressure and being able to really hide the Easter eggs. ;)

 

Reply #31 Top

oh... there's always pier pressure...  ;)

 

 

Reply #32 Top

I thought this was upside down bass ackwards thread. Kinda turned into the elder upside down bass ackwards  so old thread.

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Quoting Uvah, reply 32

I thought this was upside down bass ackwards thread. Kinda turned into the elder upside down bass ackwards so old thread.

What's ya point sonny.....  

Reply #34 Top

He's so old, he forgot..... X|

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io!

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˙os ɐʎ ploʇ I˙˙˙ǝǝS˙˙˙pᴉp I sǝʎ˙˙˙ʇ,upᴉp I oN

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Quoting RedneckDude, reply 34

He's so old, he forgot..... X|

For those who don't know, Jim invented the selfie. Here with his girlfriend, Bessie.

 

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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

 

Man, I'm glad Lisa doesn't come to this site.....I'd be in a heap o shit!

Sheep shit, even.....

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Quoting sydneysiders, reply 27

you're both so old... when you leave the Museum... the alarms go off...   :P

Oi, I resemble that.

Syd's so old her first bra was a pterodactyl egg cracked in half and held together with sabretooth tiger hair. :grin:

Quoting DrJBHL, reply 28

starkers is so old that when he was a kid rainbows were black and white.

Doc is so old that when he first practised medicine, lab rats were reptiles because mammals hadn't been invented yet.  :-"

Quoting Uvah, reply 32

I thought this was upside down bass ackwards thread. Kinda turned into the elder upside down bass ackwards so old thread.

Uvah's so old that continental drift was a thing of science-fiction and something of future days when he was a lad. :P

Quoting RedneckDude, reply 39

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

 

Man, I'm glad Lisa doesn't come to this site.....I'd be in a heap o shit!

Sheep shit, even.....

RND is so old that sheep were 10 foot tall and still had scales when he was a lad....  so he invented the ladder so's he could reach to whisper sweet nothings in Lizzie's [as in Lizard's] ear.

:inlove:

Reply #41 Top

Starkers, you're so old your family tree starts with you.

RnD is so old that when he was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick. 

Syd, you’re so old, you owe Fred Flintstone a food stamp.

 

Quoting starkers, reply 40

RND is so old that sheep were 10 foot tall and still had scales when he was a lad....  so he invented the ladder so's he could reach to whisper sweet nothings in Lizzie's [as in Lizard's] ear. 

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Quoting DrJBHL, reply 41

Starkers, you're so old your family tree starts with you.

so what you're saying is, he's the root of all evil?....  :\     ...and I thought he was just out on a limb...  :| .. I should have twigged to that...   :S

 

Quoting DrJBHL, reply 41

RnD is so old that when he was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick.

well.... there's a cure for Sea sick.... it should have gotten better...  :|

 

Quoting DrJBHL, reply 41

Syd, you’re so old, you owe Fred Flintstone a food stamp.

yep.... I've still got it....  guess what stamped on the food...    

 

 

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Quoting sydneysiders, reply 42

yep.... I've still got it....  guess what stamped on the food...  

Not with those arms, T. Rex.  }:)  Muahahaha!

 

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Quoting DrJBHL, reply 41

Starkers, you're so old your family tree starts with you.

Mebbe so, but you're so old you caused the Dead Sea to get sick.... it never recovered once you'd bathed in it. :w00t:

Quoting sydneysiders, reply 42

Quoting DrJBHL,
reply 41

Starkers, you're so old your family tree starts with you.

so what you're saying is, he's the root of all evil?.... ...and I thought he was just out on a limb... .. I should have twigged to that...

He can say what he likes, I only caught the tail end of evil after he'd had fun with it for a few millenia before handing it over to Beelzebub.

}:)

Yeah, Doc is so old, Satan was still in nappies and dummy sucking when he killed off the 'once was alive' Dead Sea. :grin:

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starkers, you're so old, the porn you bring home is “Debby Does Dialysis”.


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Reply #47 Top

I wuz right. This is you're so old revived for the new millenia. ? Spell check.

Reply #48 Top

Millenium (singular); millenia (plural).

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Quoting DrJBHL, reply 41

RnD is so old that when he was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick.

And the Red Sea was named after me. 

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:thumbsup: