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Is this forum a TV drama?

Is this forum a TV drama?

Anyone else read this forum for entertainment purposes? Seriously, this forum is literally like its own HBO show. Not only is there a great cast of characters and an intriguing setting, but it has all the elements that make up a great TV drama. I would even go so far as to claim that it is more entertaining than the game itself, given the horrible shape the servers are in now. It even has its own seasons! Instead of spending money developing Sins of a Dark Age, or even a SOASE 2, Starclad should instead pour money into adapting this forum into the next Sopranos. Think about how much bank they would make!

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Reply #51 Top

Quoting myfist0, reply 48
So... I am going to guess nobody knows my username well enough to see the irony in my reply to Goa

I actually have a copy of Marlowe's Dr. Faustus 10 feet away from me, but I wasn't sure how to interrput your comment since you're technically a demon and might not like gods for that reason.  ;)

Quoting Volt_Cruelerz, reply 50

GoaFan: the helpful, pleasant Modding King that after witnessing the demise of several troll lords during his reign and due to the adoration of his subjects, decides that he must be a god.

If you guys must know, some guys on the Sins of the Prophets and perhaps a few other newer mod teams started teasingly calling me the god of modding since I guess I've been around forever and can answer most of their questions. If you have a better role for me fine, but I'm not directly taking sides in this troll war.

Quoting furyofthestars, reply 46
Whoops... 

*attempts to leave the room unseen*

Too late now fury. Anyone who posts in this thread gets added to the list.

 


The Heroes

ZombiesRus - The brave leader who tragically gets infected with Zombieitis early in the show and struggles with his condition until he can get a cure from the troll lords, only to find on defeating the last one that the cake it was baked into was a lie.

Ryat - The misunderstood sidekick who's always there for you yet always blamed for everything.

Volt_Cruelerz - The awkward technical smart guy the other main characters find hard to relate to, yet saves the day more than anyone.

Ue-Carbon - The drinking buddy who everyone loves to be around yet sometimes bites off more than he can chew.

Boshimi - The easily excited farm boy from a backwater world called Earth, he has an unusual love of missions involving guns, trucks, agrarian economies or preferably all three!

Dirty Sanchezz - The stern and straight talking voice of the law who none the less has pure intentions.

Myfisto - Our chief engineer, Myfisto doesn't venture out into the field much but keeps the base and kit running at 110% efficiency at all times.

Sinperium - The old timer and comic relief all in one. Tries to get everyone to make his mod for him, even in the midst of much more important things!

Seleucia - The antihero troll who was initially rejected by the troll lords, he switches sides every other season, finally settles down to become a true hero in the last few seasons, only to go mad with power in the surprise finale when GoaFan grants him his life long wish for Unity Mass to do chaining damage, leading to him becoming the final troll king.

 

The Troll Lords

Quar - The bizarre but brilliant right hand man of the first troll king, Mecha-Lenin, he nearly succeeds in defeating the heroes in the finale of the first season but is thwarted when he underestimates the power of his own divine relic.

Mecha-Lenin - The first troll king who is the main antagonist for the first few seasons, he gets his wish of trolling the entire universe, only to see the creators step in, kill him and undo the damage they caused.

Sinkillr - The Star Scream of the series, despite his many attempts to defeat our protagonists or usurp the reigning troll king, he never manages to either succeed or get himself totally destroyed in the process. Even The Yarlen is unable to get rid of him for good.

WorldStryder - The emo younger brother of Sinperium, his cross dressing and makeup make it impossible for anyone to know exactly how old he is. Takes his own life when he realizes no one likes him or even remembers him in season 5.

HuyMac - A troll lord who occasionally pleases his Troll King, but usually just spews profanity when things don't go according to plan.

KoK - A most determined villain who constantly tweaks his signature Kol rush technique in the hope it will one day destroy his enemies.

Sareth01/Carpetbomb: The dark shaman of the troll lords, he interprets the will of the troll gods for the dissemination to the lesser trolls. Rumored to have a mobile Advent Starbase as his high temple.

HammerX - This troll lord is a master of stealth and deception. Not even the other troll lords know exactly what he is or what his goals are, only that there are lots of badly bruised newbie corpses on his flagship.

 

Cameos

Psychoak - Volt's graduate school professor believed to have been killed by the troll lords until he shows up one day with a bad case of amnesia and a hidden mind control device in his head.

MajorStress - The critical producer of the show who appears whenever our characters break the fourth wall to say how desperate our screenwriters are!

Teun-A-Roonus - A bounty hunter fond of sniper rifles and more bizarrely yarn, he works for whatever side pays him better yet goes out of his way to hit Sinkillr.

Lavo - A struggling technical writer sometimes found at the local cantina, he can never understand why people never read his instructions before crashing his products.

MayallCommunion - A religious leader of an Advent sect, Sareth and HammerX manage to convince him that Hammer is their people's chosen one, bringing his world onto the side of the Troll Lords until their deception is revealed by the heroes.

Harpo - A kindhearted neutral merchant at a refueling station, his utilities have been known to help both hero and troll alike.

furyofthestars - A starbase architect imprisoned by Sareth to construct his Mobile Trancendia Starbase, his rescue becomes an important mission for our heroes once Mecha Lenin uses his talents to help construct his ultimate weapon.

red dwarf - A strange extra always seen trying to exit the room in scenes in public areas.  

 

The Gods

Cykur, Auqia, and Doci (possibly sub for a different top tier MP Player) - The holy trinity of the Bible of the Skilled Games, it is said that sacrificing a new player to them by launching him in an escape pod into a star will earn their favor.

GoaFan77 - The divine grand master of the art of modding, he's not to intervene directly in the affairs of mortals yet is known to subtly change the rules of the game to help the protagonists. Accidentally creates the last troll king when he grants Seleucia Unity Mass chaining damage in order to defeat Sinkillr.

The Yarlen - The herald of the creators, he guards the entrance to the Ironclad Stardock in the sky and is usually the only creator to interact with mortals.

The Frazier Twins - The twin rulers who were the first creators, they only show up when our heroes finally learn the secret of their existence.

Frogboy - An independent being of great power who joined forces with the creators, he mostly stays busy in his own sacred rainforest domain but occasionally congratulates our protagonists on their best victories.

Reply #52 Top

Quoting Teun-A-Roonius, reply 49
I'm guessing it has something to do with fistfucking, but I could be wrong...

It's MyFist0, not UrFist0...

Reply #53 Top

Oh my god, all of these necro-players--- who knew you guys were still reading forums --- too bad you don't actually play any more or do you all have smurf accounts? Most of you guys... are prehistoric... having joined in year 2008. My gosh, I wish I had been around that long.

 

 

Reply #54 Top

Quoting GoaFan77, reply 51
I actually have a copy of Marlowe's Dr. Faustus 10 feet away from me, but I wasn't sure how to interpret your comment since you're technically a demon and might not like gods for that reason. 

yes, slowly, but surely, 'engineering' the demise of the gods. Now that I have influenced the monetary market on a global scale, and have all bankers and most politicians under contract, your time is soon at an end.

Unless of course, you wish to make a deal and sign a contract.  }:)

Reply #55 Top

Quoting candido-, reply 53
Most of you guys... are prehistoric... having joined in year 2008. My gosh, I wish I had been around that long.

candido-
Join Date 04/2003

o_O (I suppose that's the point...)

Quoting GoaFan77, reply 51
furyofthestars - A starbase architect imprisoned by Sareth to construct his Mobile Trancendia Starbase, his rescue becomes an important mission for our heroes once Mecha Lenin uses his talents to help construct his ultimate weapon.

Yes, please save me....  His starbase may be mobile right now, but it's still bound to its grav well!  His plans to add the ph.......p en......

*TRANSMISSION LOST*

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Reply #57 Top

Pudding

Reply #58 Top

MONKEYS!

Reply #59 Top

Tangerine?

Reply #60 Top

Man, I'm so old even the modders have forgotten me.

Reply #61 Top

Donkey!

(eh, goes best maybe starting at 1:10, but the whole thing is great, anyway ;P )

Reply #62 Top

Quoting SpardaSon21, reply 60

Man, I'm so old even the modders have forgotten me.

 

Forgotten? No sir.

 

Your in the Book of Mods Chapter 3, Verse 4-8. Verse 90-111. Chapter 6 Verse 11-15.

Reply #63 Top

Back when Moses was riding dinosaurs........

Reply #64 Top
Am I the only sane person here? Everyone else is like a chicken with its head cut off. Very disappointing.
Reply #65 Top

GoaFan77, I'm deeply hurt that I wasn't mentioned by name. I pray to the altar of GoaFan.

Reply #66 Top

Quoting GoaFan77, reply 51

If you guys must know, some guys on the Sins of the Prophets and perhaps a few other newer mod teams started teasingly calling me the god of modding since I guess I've been around forever and can answer most of their questions. If you have a better role for me fine, but I'm not directly taking sides in this troll war.

lol I really don't care.  It's all hilarious either way.

Reply #67 Top

Quoting GoaFan77,
furyofthestars - A starbase architect imprisoned by Sareth to construct his Mobile Trancendia Starbase, his rescue becomes an important mission for our heroes once Mecha Lenin uses his talents to help construct his ultimate weapon.

 

Yes, please save me....  His starbase may be mobile right now, but it's still bound to its grav well!  His plans to add the ph.......p en......

*TRANSMISSION LOST*

Rumors?  What rumors?  My starbase sits in its gravity well, motionless, like all the others...

"hand gesture"

This is not the architect you are looking for.

End......TRA

MUHAAHAHAHAHAHA fire up the drives, lets get the surprise assault .... Wait, is this thing still on?  Cut transmissio--------

End Transmission

 

Reply #68 Top

Well, then there is me, a poor little FNG who could never get my foot in the door and is consequently never around, which makes me little more than an extra. Despite the fact I am the admin of the SoaSE Wiki.

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Reply #69 Top

You've been bred and led yourself Arthur Frayn

Reply #70 Top

This is worse than the MP Goldlist....everyone and their mother want in.....

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Reply #72 Top

Quoting Unikraken, reply 65

GoaFan77, I'm deeply hurt that I wasn't mentioned by name. I pray to the altar of GoaFan.
Who the fuck are you?

Reply #73 Top

Is anyone else really tired of the karma trolls like Ryat and Seleuceia? Newcomers are given a false impression of their relative importance within the community by their abnormally high karma counts. Little do they know that the trolls get most of those karma points by boosting them through retarded forum games like the ban game. Sad really that they have to resort to such tactics to appear important.

Reply #74 Top

THERE ARE GAMES ON THESE FORUMS?????

Screw ICO, I'm playing them forum games......

Reply #75 Top

Huh? You already play them through your alternate accounts, remember???

Smh...