Does this mean he is beside himself?
Nope...you're mistaking his fat arse for someone beside him.
Yeah, cos I wouldn't be seen dead in those tights... they'd make ma arse look fat.
The tights don't make your arse look fat, Mark.
Your fat makes your fat arse look fat. [e digicons]:grin:[/e] [e digicons]
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And happy birthday, you old Pirate! 