Happy birthday, ya redneck!
Jim, happy birthday!
You're a good guy, fella and this joint wouldn't be the same without you!
I know you're worrying about the 29th and what it will bring....don't, all will go well. You'll be the same guy as you were before you went under.
You'll still love Bessie and she'll get away far less often, 'cos you'll run faster, slim!
So... PDJ became RnD and now he'll become "Slim Jim".