I'm a married man!

from Elemental Forums

I'm married.  To a real life girl and everything.  Spent the week in Las Vegas, wife wanted a 12-12-12 wedding, and apparently so did the rest of the world.  I got my geek on at the Excalibur watching the knights joust and sword fight shit, went and saw a comedian that got drunk and turned his 1 hour show into a 4 hour one.  It was the National Rodeo finals that week, and Vegas was filled with cowboys.  Fucking leave Kansas just to be surrounded by cowboys, what a bitch!  They were actually all very nice, but god damn were there tons of them everywhere. My mom got drunk after the wedding and embarrassed me, every time I got up to get a drink or use the restroom, she would tell my wife and friends about how perfect of a little boy I was growing up and how I use to hide behind the couch and shit my pants when I was a toddler.  Had a lot of fun, and now I'm a married man, so no more fantasizing about me.  Also, if there are any lonely dorks out there, if I can find someone, anyone can. 

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Reply #1 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Congrats, man! I hope you have many, many wonderful years together!!!  5* :thumbsup: :pizza: :beer:

Galactic Civilizations IV
Reply #3 from WinCustomize Forums Top

May the Bird Of Paradise land on your shoulder and give you a (insert dorky comment here)

Congratulations to you and your bride.

Reply #4 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Congratulations!

Reply #5 from Elemental Forums Top

So does that mean less forum comments but more from Lady Xia? 

:grin:

Reply #6 from Elemental Forums Top


At least now we know where the pony request was coming from. XD

Reply #7 from Sins Forums Top

Welcome to the bonus level adventure ... :beer: :thumbsup:

Reply #8 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Congratulations!!... 12-12-12.... Good stuff..    :thumbsup:

Much happiness to you both ...  :)

Reply #9 from Elemental Forums Top

Congrats, Xia! Wow, you really have it all set. A Pony and a wife in the same year!

Reply #11 from WinCustomize Forums Top

now I'm a married man, so no more fantasizing about me.

Damn.  Now what do I do?

 

/me goes sit in corner......;p

Reply #13 from Elemental Forums Top

Congrats man!

Reply #14 from Sins Forums Top

Jafo...I don't even...It'll be okay, you'll think of something.

CONGRATULATIONS, LORD XIA!!!

-Huzzah!

Reply #15 from Sins Forums Top

Not anyone can find wife or not anyone can had marragie, depend on social, job, believe, what women's believe, ect....if it work for you, it's don't mean it's work for everyone, since everyone livinng diffent, not same standed, though simlier but not same...

Reply #16 from Elemental Forums Top

Sure it does.  It's self efficacy, you have to believe in your ability to succeed and keep trying.  If you want to have a relationship, keep looking and trying.  

Reply #17 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Congratulations. I'm 60 now, met my (second) wife ten years ago. Best what ever happened to me. Wish you the same.

Reply #18 from Elemental Forums Top


how I use to hide behind the couch and shit my pants when I was a toddler. 

And somethings never change... congratz!

Reply #19 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Congrats and best of luck to you both.

Watch out for those baby "expansion packs" They are noisy, smelly and expensive.........but worth it. They qualify you for Grandchildren upgrades.

Reply #20 from Elemental Forums Top


Congratulations & welcome to the club! 

 

 

Reply #21 from Elemental Forums Top


Congratulations    :beer: :beer:

Reply #22 from Elemental Forums Top

Congratulations!

Reply #23 from Elemental Forums Top

Yeah. Let's make a bookmark here and come check your enthusiasm in, say, 20 years. 

Reply #24 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Congratulations on your decision to get married...

 

...it's the last decision you'll ever make ;p

Reply #25 from Sins Forums Top

Congratulations! :grin: