Comes with 2 non- rechargable D batteries and a
gift certificate to purchase 2 more at twice the price.
But wait, there's more!! This unique device comes with
a clockwork motor for those times when you run out of
batteries and the store is closed.
But wait, there's more!!! For those customers who suffer
with arthritis, we will also include a powerful hamster wheel
for just $9.99 [mouse or hamster extra] to power your device
when you can't wind up the clockwork motor or get to the store.
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in the next 5 minutes and we will include a second absolutely
free and pay your postage and handling.
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