I want some love and attention...
from Stardock
from 
WinCustomize Forums
WinCustomize Forums
How do I get some? 
30,480 views
31 replies
Post a resume? Create a new software? Bribe a mod? lol 
+1
Loading…
For the short time that I've been putting my feet down and picking them up I've found that any love you had to ask for usually came with a brown paper bag, and any attention you sought out wound up being giving for all the wrong reasons.
Oh, and Stardock is mighty picky, just ask around. 
+1
Loading…
Quoting DaveBax, reply 6
Get a blow up doll
He wants love and attention, not something full of hot air that lays around with it's legs spread trying desperately to look seductive. Which reminds me, I'm surprised Doc hasn't chimed in on this yet.
Use your left hand...it'll feel like someone else.
+1
Loading…
Quoting WebGizmos, reply 8
Use your left hand...it'll feel like someone else
What if that someone else is Ernest Borgnine?
It's all about the sex isn't it But no wonder there are people hungry for love. What is it anyway?
What is it I *am* asking for?
Quoting WebGizmos, reply 8
Use your left hand...it'll feel like someone else.
Sitting on your hand until it goes numb works better... (so I've been told) 
Beatles said it best. the love you take is equal to the love you make. in other words, get out there and give some.
Quoting PoSmedley, reply 7
Quoting DaveBax, reply 6Get a blow up doll
He wants love and attention, not something full of hot air that lays around with it's legs spread trying desperately to look seductive. Which reminds me, I'm surprised Doc hasn't chimed in on this yet.
Yep, listen to Po.
On matters of the heart, you should definitely listen to Smedley.
Just puh-leeeze, Smedley. Don't tell us what you do with the rabbit.
Thanks, that was entertaining, interesting, and somewhat successful.
I feel a little dirty now, better go shower.
Well, we could always start the WC Dating Site, I'm single and game for it! Ladies? 
P.S. Kitty and Andrew, too late for you two as you already did that, and good for you!
One of life's lessons is that it is difficult to give of that which you have not received. :karma:
(The throbbing in my head......it hurts........anyone have some aspirin?)
Quoting Philly0381, reply 17
One of life's lessons is that it is difficult to give of that which you have not received.
Yeah. Like a picture of Philly.
Quoting RedneckDude, reply 19
It's not getting through,
Maybe he bought some roses. 
Quoting DrJBHL, reply 13
On matters of the heart, you should definitely listen to Smedley.
NO! I can't even get people to read my damn blog.
Stardock Forums
Quoting PoSmedley, reply 22
I can't even get people to read my damn blog
You have a blog?
Welcome Guest! Please take the time to register with us.
- Richer content, access to many features that are disabled for guests like commenting and posting on the forums.
- Access to a great community, with a massive database of many, many areas of interest.
- Access to contests & subscription offers like exclusive emails.
- It's simple, and FREE!