You can tell when it's close to patch time when...

Tuesday has come and gone my friend. :p

Where is patchy goodness?!!!

... when everyone is whining about being bored with the newly released content and going off to minecraft.  At least, however, they are whining and wanting.  If not, StarClad should get really worried.

What are sales at the moment?  Doing well?

When you look at your friend that is whooping your tail across the room, look at your large cash stash and go to offer pirates a mission, then pull back from pressing the offer missionto avoid a crash and grumble loudly...

No update today....I've heard there'll be one this week, though.

Yay something concrete, now I just hope for glorious buffs.

i hope everything you want buffed gets nerfed.

Can we hope vasari ? ^^

You can hope, but not get them up.

I took off work yesterday to be the first to play post patch!

Thanks for the update, Yarlen!

What update?

The update on the update!

Where?

Yay!  Thank you for the update:)

Now I am waiting for Yarlen to Thank you on the thank you on the update on the update.

That thank you expires at midnight EST.  Then we need another update for tomorrow.

Lol. I would guess before the weekend for sure, even devs need their rest.

Patch Notes .81

Vasari-

This faction was removed because we thought they were dumb

Other races-

All got buffed proportionally, so there's really no change, but we just wanted to piss off you Vasari players more :p

Here's some fixes we might see in the next patch (shamelessly stolen from the known issues thread)

• Pirate Missions Crash the Game - Fixed internally.
• Passive Buffs No Longer Work - Fixed internally.
• AI Spams Armistice Ability - Fixed internally.

I'm hoping Repossession will be fixed too, because its issues appear to be consistent with an issue that's easy to fix.

I would imagine the mines fix would be in as well, and the thread mentions the AI players building mostly capital ships being nearly fixed

Don't forget that they need to add space ponies to every planet.

They would add vasari ! Or diiiiie ! 

I KNOW WHY THEY HAVEN'T ADDED VASARI YET!!!!  

The Vasari are actually en route to Earth to gobble up our planet, and they don't want to cause a mass panic!

I rebump this page!