Order of Modding Gentlemen!

OMG!

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Yes--it is time to reveal our secret, elite society...the Order of Modding Gentlemen! a.k.a., OMG!.

While we bring few skills to the table we excel at sipping beer or pop, playing between orders from our wives and bosses, talking about modding--or on long nights when we are too tired to play a long game or are up changing diapers--about any and every random thought that enters our heads. 

Rankings and clan status and skill level's are meaningless to us as we posses keen intellects and sharp wits that raise us above such mundane concerns.  Our understanding of the occult mysteries of modding bind us together in a unique kinship that transcends actually playing the game--though we will on occasion.

Our sole foible is that we do not suffer fools.  Puffery over skills, intolerant ranting about how we should play to win and generally abusing of our good nature and joining to us with no intent but to use us as a social or gaming crutch will not be tolerated.  We are gentlemen of an order.  We live by a code.  We can't tell you our code because it is an order secret--but if you were in our order you would already know what it is.

If you think you posses the apathy, genteel mettle, advanced maturity and superior social confidence to apply to be part of our fellowship you may do so here.  Be warned you must be vetted and many of us may be to busy to do so. Therefore, if you don't hear back immediately from us consider your application rejected or still under consideration--it could be either case.

Interest in some form of modding is required.  Verbal skills and conversational abilities are a must.  Our motto is, "Smert' Smoorficki!"

So if your desire is to morally defeat all Sins opponents without necessarily having to actually beat them--or if you just want to play now and then--we exist.

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Reply #1 from Sins Forums Top

We can't tell you our code because it is an order secret--but if you were in our order you would already know what it is

I'll give the prospective members a hint, it is every OMG member's responsibility to ensure at least one of Sinperium's capitalships die each time he goes to the rest room in a game. ^_^

Reply #2 from Sins Forums Top

Quoting GoaFan77, reply 1
We can't tell you our code because it is an order secret--but if you were in our order you would already know what it is

I'll give the prospective members a hint, it is every OMG member's responsibility to ensure at least one of Sinperium's capitalships die each time he goes to the rest room in a game.

That doesn't seem all that hard. ;P

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Reply #3 from Sins Forums Top

That was not very gentlemanly--now your membership is under review.

Reply #4 from Sins Forums Top

OOOOOOOO  OOOOOO OOOO PICK ME PICK ME PICK ME....I CANS CONVERSES WELLS ON THE TEAMSPEAKS!!!!!

Reply #5 from Sins Forums Top

Quoting Sinperium, reply 3
That was not very gentlemanly--now your membership is under review.

You mean our ranks aren't decided by Karma? I am reviewing your membership for reviewing my membership! ;P

Reply #6 from Sins Forums Top

Oh...and as a preemptive strike against the inevitable...

PUDDING

Now that we have that out of the way...is this just typical trolling Sinperium, or are you trying to recruit people?????

Reply #7 from Sins Forums Top

I consider myself an elite talking head--therefore I have lifetime membership and rank privileges.

Quoting Seleuceia, reply 6

Now that we have that out of the way...is this just typical trolling Sinperium, or are you trying to recruit people?????

Hmmm...I like to think of this as a composite thread--it does both nicely.

If we build it, they will come.  Have you finished my mod for me yet?

Reply #8 from Sins Forums Top

I just received an official secret order notification that all member's of Carbon's teamspeak are part of the privy council in perpetuity unless they so opt to default said leadership positions and associate only with the mundanes.

I am curious--have any of you translated the motto yet? (hint: it's badly spelled phonetic Russian).

Reply #9 from Sins Forums Top

OMG OMG!  I love your group's name.

Reply #10 from Sins Forums Top

Quoting Sinperium, reply 8
I am curious--have any of you translated the motto yet? (hint: it's badly spelled phonetic Russian).

Death to smurfs? Serious smurfing is near dead anyway.

Cool, modders will play MP now;). I hope this will stop flood of theoretical discussions on balance in  favor of ones actually based on gameplay:).

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Reply #11 from Sins Forums Top

Quoting Seleuceia, reply 4
OOOOOOOO OOOOOO OOOO PICK ME PICK ME PICK ME....I CANS CONVERSES WELLS ON THE TEAMSPEAKS!!!!!

"Range Locked In!" ;)   (p.s. Pick Me first Sinperium!!!!)

 

Quoting Seleuceia, reply 6
PUDDING

Curses! I had this nice large and awesomely pink coloured array of letters ... ah well, guess I'll just put it up for posterity's sake.

 

 

COOKIES

 

Quoting Mecha-Lenin, reply 10
Cool, modders will play MP now;).

I don't think he gets it ... -_-

 

 

Quoting Rovert10, reply 2
That doesn't seem all that hard.

It's actually harder than you think, mostly because Sinperium shares friendship missiles and lazors with everyone he meets in deep space ... o_O

Reply #12 from Sins Forums Top

Quoting boshimi336, reply 11
I don't think he gets it ...

I concur...

 

Reply #13 from Sins Forums Top

Quoting Seleuceia, reply 12
I concur...

Hey, neither you nor Sinperium joined us against the pros last time. Clearly we need more such suicidal "community building" exercises. ;)

 

Reply #14 from Sins Forums Top

We do!!  I feel like I really missed out...

Reply #15 from Sins Forums Top

Guess this means, Carbon needs to play again.  :-"

 

"This Volley Has Your Name On It!"

Reply #16 from Sins Forums Top

Wait...pros actually PLAYED us?  How did I miss this?  I thought they just blustered and made excuses to cover their quaking fear of our modding uberness.

Mecha-Lenin wins my karma for knowing our motto--"Death to Smurfs!".  Good job sir.  Mecha-Stalin would be proud.  It's a play on the post WWII Soviet security unit that was named "Death to Spies!".

Quoting DirtySanchezz, reply 9
OMG OMG!  I love your group's name.

Yes--we are greatly loved by all--thank you sir.

Reply #17 from Sins Forums Top

Quoting GoaFan77, reply 1

We can't tell you our code because it is an order secret--but if you were in our order you would already know what it is

I'll give the prospective members a hint, it is every OMG member's responsibility to ensure at least one of Sinperium's capitalships die each time he goes to the rest room in a game.

Easy to do since he plays like an easy AI anyway! :P Not only can you blast his cap ships. You can ninja bomb/colonize his capital while you are at it. XD

Reply #18 from Sins Forums Top

That only happens when I go to the bathroom, get called by my wife or have to change diapers.

Reply #19 from Sins Forums Top

Quoting Major, reply 17
Not only can you blast his cap ships. You can ninja bomb/colonize his capital while you are at it.

 

Its been done.

 

Man, Ive gotten all the responsibly checked off. Good thing Im not only a member. Im also the President. 

Reply #20 from Sins Forums Top

As the Great Leader, I indulge lesser ones with meaningless capitalistic titles like, "president".

Reply #21 from Sins Forums Top

Can I be the Duke of Dunces????

Reply #22 from Sins Forums Top

Sorry, I'm not adding a OMG Zombies to my name, to cliche'.

 

Reply #23 from Sins Forums Top

Quoting ZombiesRus5, reply 22
Sorry, I'm not adding a OMG Zombies to my name, to cliche'.

 

:rofl:

 

You could substitute OMG with Zombie [Cookies] Rus! ;)

Reply #24 from Sins Forums Top

OOOOHHHH...so now we have clans huh???

[DT] Star vs. [Cookie] LittleBoshimi vs. [Pudding] Seleuceia...

 

Reply #25 from Sins Forums Top

Quoting Seleuceia, reply 24
OOOOHHHH...so now we have clans huh???

[Bacon] LittleBoshimi vs. [Bacon] Seleuceia...

 

 

Fixed it.