Threads do that....

...otherwise they're loops ...;)

I can't imagine a thread could have looped

I just figured such an effort would leave you pooped.

I think I've seen this guy before.

There was a bloke in our forum

Who seriously disturbed our decorum

So for his trouble

Jafo burst his bubble

Cos ads, we absolutely deplorum.

We love spam sliced up on toast
we love spam sprinkled on a roast
but where the spam is loved the most
is in the forum, to nuke the post..

         tragic  

you broke my dictionary.

damn pirate talk.

you broke his dictionary,

while being arbitrary.

and while his lip is hairy,

he still looks like a...

goofball.

There was an Admin who said "Damn...

...we're being inundated by spam."

But you really should know it,

When along came a poet,

He said not damn, not spam, but "Ham."

My poem doesn't rhyme,

Though from you all I was inspired.

Spatulas.

Sham on you.

Now he'll rue the day, his query came our way, as our rhymes were so well construed , we ran off the dude.

the admin would not hide

in spite of the hard ride

instead with calm stride

he endured the high tide

By Cee Lo Po'

I see you posting ‘round her with all of your spam

And I'm like fuck  you

I guess a year on the site didn’t teach you a thing

 I'm like fuck you and fuck your spam to

 
You could have photoshopped  skinit and been alright here

Ha, now ain't that some shit

Or made fun of Zubaz and all of his typo’s

with a fuck you

Yeah, I'm sorry,  you had a brain fart

 But fucktards  aren’t welcome here

 I hope your Pokemon  can fill your days

Who knew that Pikachu rolled that way?

 
I pity the fool that follows after you

And tries to post and ad or two

Yeah, go run and tell your little Squirtle

I see you posting ‘round her with all of your spam

And I'm like fuck  you

I guess a year on the site didn’t teach you a thing

 I'm like fuck you and fuck your spam to

If you were smarter  you’d stuck to pirate talk

 Now ain't that some Arrrr

You could’ve picked on Rush Limbaugh or Sarah Palin

 But now it’s fuck you

You could’ve given, gotten karma or advice from a pro

Or posted a screenshot

 But you listened to the voice in your ass

I pity the fool that follows after you

And tries to post and ad or two

Cause Jafo’s got an itchy ban finger

I see you posting ‘round her with all of your spam

And I'm like fuck  you

I guess a year on the site didn’t teach you a thing

 I'm like fuck you and fuck your spam to

You could have posted Uvah’s sex tape (we all know he has one)

Ha, now ain't that some shit

And although there's pain in my chest I still wish you the best

 with a fuck you

Now, dufus, dufus, dufus,

Why'd you wanna, wanna  fuck up so bad?

You must have seen what happens when some asshole goes and posts spam

 
Yeah, you did, yeah, you did Why, why, why dufus?

Now we hate you, ooh we hate you

I see you posting ‘round her with all of your spam

And I'm like fuck  you

I guess a year on the site didn’t teach you a thing

 I'm like fuck you and fuck your spam to

What were you thinking while you were typing

“Bitches gonna love this shit” ?

What we really love is hijacking asshole threads like yours

 with a fuck you

Stop rhyming, I mean it!

Does anybody want a peanut?

he didn't rhyme most of the time,

so relax and have some snacks.

ooh, peanut

Something ran up

as I gave a thumbs up.

It was dressed fine

and the sun did shine.

In spite of the fur

I could likely infer

that it was an admin

that was sent running.

Wow......

it was not spam. it was a thread which has value. it was a review. i want my thread restored.

there are countless game threads and none of them is considered spam. why ? because they have great money to spend on advertising unless like mine indie game. You know this is the reason why there isn't any more good quality games around anymore like 10 years ago. Good going. All same shit companies doing same shit games again and again without changing anything. Because they are the monopoly and supported by communities like you. All the rest is shit in your eyes.

All of the other possible games are buried before starting. because they are considered as spam.

Yikes !!!   There's spam grease all over my monitor !!!

I don't think he/she/it realizes that the 'countless game threads' are things related to the owners of this forum. For example, Sins of a Solar Empire: Rebellion comes from Stardock! The mods for the game, even if they are Star Trek or SG1, are made by the players and are in no way associated with the sci-fi shows they depict.

I don't think you're in any position to be making demands at this point.

I feel a rhyme coming on,

Lets do this before I yawm.

Tuck your tail, and run off back to your AdLand,

before your ass is banned.

And before you go over the top,

just know that I'm a former cop.

So fly away like a witch,

before somebody tosses you in a ditch.

Take off in your car,

or get caught up in the tar.

Its as simple as pie,

unless you wanna die.

Now take your booting,

or get caught in a shooting.

Go watch the Grinch,

cause you're about to get lynched.

Now go cry to your daughter,

before you drown in deep water.

And don't come 'round these parts again,

'lest the shit hit the fan.

Goodbye.

It was definitely spammish. A review is a critical examination of a game. Your thread was really just advertising the game's existence and providing a link to where we could play it. If you can find a thread similar to yours on this forum about a non-Stardock game, please alert Jafo and it will promptly be zapped.

And your game sux!