Forget about WoW!

People who have brains play THIS:

Quests:

Basic School (Type: Mandatory, Level 1-6)
High School Drop Out (Type: Optional Level 6+, Bonus Quest Items: Golden Neck Chain of Rapperwannabe with -5 to Charisma and Intelligence)
High School (Type: Optional Level 6+, Bonus Quest Items: Scroll of Opportunity to make something out of your Life with +3 to Charisma based checks vs. Boss Monsters)
College (Type: Optional Level 6+, Bonus Quest Items: Hilfiger's Pastel Pink Shirt of Geekness with +2 to Intelligence and -5 to Coolness)
University (Type: Optional Level 13+, Prerequisite: College Quest solved, Special Quest Items: Scroll of Summa Cum-Laude with +10 to Sucsessful Carreer and Charisma vs. all female checks)
Doctortitle (Type: Optional Level 17+, Prerequisite: University, Special Quest Items: Sheldon's T-Shirt with +10 to Geekness, +20 to Gayness and +10 to Cineastic Lore)
Professortitle (Type: Optional Level 21+, Prerequisite: University, Special Quest Items: Tweed Sports Jacket of Elbowpatch with +5 to Oldlooking, Cane of slow walking with +10 to Oldlooking, X-Ray Glasses of Seeing Female Students Naked, Blue Pills of Stamina +10)