What happened to Mr Chow?

Looking forward to chapter two in the Adventures of Mr. Chow

Well as it turns out the woman in black is infact the daughter of Bruce-Lee which he taught the Martial arts many´a years ago.... He (not thinking about his general appearence) Walks up to her and says "Hello Mrs Lee!".

Startled she takes two steps back, drops her purse, screams then runs away very fast.....

-There are 100-dollar bills on the ground that fell out... He picks up the money just when a police officer happens to look at him with his fingers in the Magic Pink purse.

-He is currently spending the night behind bars. 

the mystery deepens, one wonders what Shannon is doing is Sweden.

Ooohhhhh............. pins and needles! I wonder ... did he bribe the cop?

Mr Chow probably got his arse kicked by Chuck Norris.

Actually, Mr. Chow is an undercover cop, prowling the streets of Stockholm in a deliberate disheveled and dirty state in the hope of catching dumpster thieves.  Yes, that's right, dumpster thieves!!!

Apparently, the workers at Stockholm's refuse tips are complaining that their McDonalds left-overs and other gastronomical delights discarded at the Casino are being pilfered by homeless "f**ks who have no right", and Mr. Chow has been hired to catch them.  The money he supposedly lost at the casino was actually given to him by the casino manager, who has a vested interest in catching the dumpster thieves as he'd rather not have filthy looking hobos hanging around the joint.

Fear not, intrepid Stockholmians, Mr. Chow is a regular Charlie Chan and can outsmart Dr. Fu Manchu, even on his worst day, and he will apprehend the the dumpster perps

Oh, and Mrs. Lee's money was returned to her intact by the chief of detectives, who thoroughly investigated her pink purse to determine rightful ownership and to make sure he had the right address.

There goes starkers ... revealing the prequel plot before its written. OY!

LOL LOL LOL i love you guys......insane!!!

okay here goes....

It turns out back in the 70s when Way of the Dragon was made, Mr Chow was cast as the roll as bruce lees brother, and the end fight was originally Mr Chow and Chuck Norris... but unfortunatley....Chuck Norris kicked Mr Chows arse,  "with his infamous back roundhouse kick" and Mr Chow lost his part in the movie.   So several english dubs and millions of dollars later, The way of the Dragon is released to the public minus the appearance of Mr Chow

With feelings of injustice, Mr Chow turns his back on the film industry and becomes the undercover cop we know him as of today... he is infamous for his catch phrase when he apprehends the lowlifes of gutter hell "Youve been FU MAN CHU`D MOTHER!!!"

He pats them down and takes whatever paltry money they have on them, after all....yum cha is expensive.. and takes their cigs too. For him its a small compensation for his lost millions he would have made if Chuck Norris hadnt kicked his ass and called him a pussy in front of Bruce Lee.

And now back to the present........

Mr Chow has now been released from his night behind bars, and is once again a free man. he is too early for yum cha, its 6am. So he decides to go into the swedish forests and practice his kung fu skills.  He reaches the top of his favourite mountain, a chinese man of similar age is waiting for him. He sports a long black plaited ponly tail, and is dressed impecibly in white.  He smiles slowly when he sees Mr Chow and strokes his long stringy beard.

Who is this man?  And what is going to happen to Mr Chow NOW???????

it could be the infamous, Sum Dum Guy, but....

Wooozchah´!! Scmawanggo !! Zooopf ´n´ Gascmoofass..........

(Wild martialart air-combat)

----------silence-----------

-Nice to see you again old man.....

-You too Mr Sum. We must stop only meeting like this and have lunch some time like normal human beings.

-But we did have that round at the Casino the other day !

That doesent count as normal, Sum......

It is indeed actually mr Chows fightingbuddy and friend Sum Dum that appeared up on the mountain. Whenever they meet they always have a little check-up on eachothers progress in the Arts. They chat away for a while and finally decides to go together for that Yum cha.

When down from the mountain by the road a Cyberlime coloured sportscar stops right in front of them with a Screeeech ! !.................................

its CHUCK NORRIS! and he is STILL wearing his purple flares from the 70´s

I used to wear pink flares

Chuck Norris 0 Fuzzy 1

Mine were blue with the prerequisite frayed bottoms.

Is this the Mr. Chow who used to live on Mein Street?

Good one Wiz

Ah, the plot thickens!  It turns out Mr. Chow is not an undercover cop after all, but rather a SHIT [Swedish Homeland Invader Tracker], and he is on the mountain to meet his superior to get the names of several foreign illegals posing as hobos going through dumpsters for food. 

These foreign illegals, as it turns out, are not really after food scraps after all, but rather paperwork.. any paperwork that allows them to steal the identities of unassuming people who just threw away receipt they felt was unimportant.  Unbeknown to them, however, these illegals are using the receipts to access the bank accounts of victims, and Mr Chow is hot on their trail, trying to save millions in Swedish funds heading to overseas bank accounts, and thus preventing a massive financial meltdown that would not only affect Sweden but the whole of Europe and the rest of the world.

Oh, and the mysterious figure on the mountain?  Some saw it is Charlie Chan, the famous Chinese Detective, who has been recruited also to break this crime ring.  Ah yes, I hear some of you saying that Charlie Chan is dead, or at least 197 years old, and yes, that is true, but Charlie Chan, being the greatest detective of all, even surpassing Sherlock Holmes in the 'solved' department, found the fountain of youth many years ago, and drinks from it daily so that he may continue his fight against crime.....

No actually!  Mr. Chow lives one street over on the corner of Chop and Suey Sts.

And in that Cyberlime green sports car was Tokyo Rose... who had also partaken of the fountain of youth and was now ready to fight on the side of good and righteousness...

(Doublepost)

He has a gastrointestinal break down because the yum cha was spiked with starkers home brew of Curried Cabbage Juice which caused Mr. Chow to inadvertently double over and blow the doors off  Dr. Ho's eatery resulting in a massive tsunami, Dr. Ho's place is on the waterfront, that rebounded off Norway and came back to bite him in the ass.

Mr Chow While on his way home from Dr Ho's, was attacked by a dancing polar bear in a tutu, they wrestled and trumphantly Mr Chow won, tho was a disheveled mess.

Mr Chow now a disheveled mess decides to go back to the yum cha resteraunt to clean himself up in the bathroom...afterall he just payed a fortune for a bowl of rice that wouldnt satisfy an etheopian on a good day.

He turns the corner and almost has a heart attack...His favourite Yum Cha restaurant Dr Hos

has now been replaced by a fried chicken chain....and not only that, its a Chuck Norris food chain...infamously known as "Kicking Chuck Chicken"

Chuck stands at the entrance in a smug manner welcoming everyone to his grand opening ....

For Mr Chow.....this is the last straw!!!!

"Ive had enough of your purple flares and greasy chicken, your going down mother!"

"I cant fight in these pants and you know it" Chuck scowls

Chow flicks him a coin "Go buy a pair"

Chuck tries to push the coin into his tight front pocket.."your such a pussy chow....ill meet you at sundown"

What will happen to Mr Chow NOW???