I didn't borrow it, I own it
So where TF did mine go, then? Ah, maybe the spammers drove Jafo to borrow it?
I work at a 150 year old mental hospital, we stopped using straight jackets decades ago.
Well if that's the case I'm not coming to your establishment, then. A strait jacket lets me feel all cosy and gives me a sense of security while in the throes of madness.
I fall over all the time. I think it's more to do with the booze than the straitjacket
At last, Fuzzy admits he has a drinking problem. Mind you, it's not easy to pick up a pint in your teeth and not fall over backwards while draining the glass. That's the peril of going to the pub in a strait jacket, I guess.