I read this the day before yesterday -- pretty important stuff, considering the Rapture is suppose to take place 05/21 at p.m. local time, (http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/hottopics/detail?entry_id=89183) and according according to I Corinthians 15:52, "In a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trump: for the trumpet shall sound, and the dead shall be raised incorruptible, and we shall be changed."  -- That's right...for those of us left behind...Zombie Apocalypse.

You can bet on 05/20, I'm going to be checking the Stardock boards, looking for all my Aussie friends, to let me know if the rapture happened and they're dealing with zombies (of course, they'll probably be on the run, but maybe they can leave a Tweet through Twitter or something), because that will give me extra time to make last minute preparations.

Hey, I have rapture insurance for sale for any Christians that will be raptured.  i will insure their real estate, corporate, and personal property from all harm while they are away for the 3 and 1/2 (or 7) years of the rapture residence in heaven.  

Anyone want to invest?  Its a sure thing, as the policy holders will never be raptured, so our exposure will be zero.   Like, all profit... anyone interested in investing with me to get the insurance company started?   

hmm doesn't mention weapons.  you gotta have weapons. not gonna live long if you can't defend your self.