Who is the mysterious third employee?

Designer, check. Scripter and integrator, check.  Hopefully the 3rd guy is the industry's leading QA guy.

I'm going to be the new PR guy for Stardock.  Brad enjoys by bitching skills as a mother-fucking word smith extraordinaire.

I would love to read your press releases Lord Xia!

@ Lord Xia

I thought they were hiring you as Kael's Boss :

I'll probably be Kael's boss by the end of the week.

And now we find you are going to be lead PR as well?  Man they must be paying you the BIG BUCKS

I think the hints were that it was someone up-and-coming, ie not as famous.

So obviously it can't be Xia.

Watch what you say Heavenfall he is someone's Lord after all.

But I do not owe him a kindness.

He may not see it that way.

Never ever have I once cared for the opinions of fools.

(edit: just so we're on the same page, I'm talking about Xia)

Holy Cow!  In my lifetime!  I have finally seen it!

THE GAUNTLET HAS BEEN THROWN DOWN

*Sits back in the audience to watch the show*

I don't know... it's just kinda sitting there in the grass.  At best, maybe the gauntlet was dropped.  Really it looks like it was gently placed.

THE GAUNTLET HAS BEEN CAREFULLY SITUATED IN THE GRASS

I heard rumors of Sid Meier or Shigeru Miyamoto...

  Funniest thing I have read all week ROTFL. 

I heard it was this guy.

Yep, I heard that Jesus was arranging the Second Coming to fix Elemental, too.

I mean, it's not like he's been employed quite a while, right?

I hear he only helps those who helps themselves (while scuttling out of the room).

Meany, fools are people too!

Sure, they're just worth less (but not worthless).

And what about you, Xia? Do you think the world is a better place with you in it?

Oh clearly, in fact I find it sad that the world would even continue some day without me.  I feel bad for all those that have to live in a world without me in it.  Maybe, God will be merciful to all of those that will be around, and start the apocalypse at my death, so the good people of the world can be...ruptured(that the Christian term?) and not have to suffer in a world without Xia.

Hortz is the third, in charge of visuals of the game.

Would he then troll his own visuals?

I've been told I'm allowed to tell you, the third employee is a former SD employee, Jeff Colvin.  He is known as dreamer on the forums and has worked with us a bunch in the past.  He left before to go back for more schoolin' but is back now and will be a great asset to the team.  

For those curious, he's a programmer.

Jeff, the prodigal son returns!  Welcome back, Mr. Colvin.

It's great to have Jeff on the team!