morpheas768 morpheas768

The REAL Chatroom

The REAL Chatroom

Or alternative Chatroom

Ok, so I decided to create a new Chatroom, because the old one was getting pretty....old!  ;P

Everyone may post here, as well as in the good'ol Flameroom...I mean, Chatroom *_*

I would like to keep this Chatroom civilized. Well, as civilized as most forum threads are (doesnt mean that you all have to be polite like Oatesy, lol).

So for this reason, I may update the OP of this thread in the future, posting certain thread rules, as I see fit.

For now though, post away, and everyone is welcome! :)

http://img841.imageshack.us/img841/8676/threadnecromancy.jpg

Currently these users are banned:

- ArcticBlunder

7,924,923 views 3,481 replies +1 Loading…
Reply #251 Top

Whoa, this seems like a really FAIL movie
End of quote

The debacle was known as Snakes on a Plane. It is famous for being, as you accurately percieved, a FAIL movie.

Reply #253 Top

Quoting Oatesy03, reply 252
Dare I say that it was "monkey-fighting" awful?
End of Oatesy03's quote

Yes, you may say that.

So if you watch this movie as a comedy, laughing at its FAILtastic-ness, does it worth it? :|

I mean, as far as I know, the movie was intended as a thrilling action film, but that doesnt stop anyone from LMAOing at it :P

"My Pokemans. Let me show you them"

Reply #254 Top

I think the movie is FAIL because of the entire premise.

Snakes. On a plane. To kill someone.

That alone says how FAILtacular it is.

I mean, any idiot assassin with half a brain would know that simply blowing a plane up is WAAAAY easier to use as a method of murder than trying to smuggle a bazillion poisonious snakes onto a plane to kill somebody.

And, after all, Akhmed the Dead Terrorist would advocate blowing it up, and he IS the authority on blowing stuff up in a suicidal manner.

Reply #255 Top

And, after all, Akhmed the Dead Terrorist would advocate blowing it up, and he IS the authority on blowing stuff up in a suicidal manner.
End of quote

Reference is success

Reply #256 Top

Quoting Whiskey144, reply 254
I think the movie is FAIL because of the entire premise.

Snakes. On a plane. To kill someone.

That alone says how FAILtacular it is.

I mean, any idiot assassin with half a brain would know that simply blowing a plane up is WAAAAY easier to use as a method of murder than trying to smuggle a bazillion poisonious snakes onto a plane to kill somebody.
End of Whiskey144's quote

WTF!?!?!? o_O

So is that the plot of the movie?? For realz?

Someone wants to kill someone (or everyone) on a plane, and they smuggle snakes into that plane to do it? Thats so so damn LAME :rolleyes:

Wow, now I know everything there is to know about this movie. It SUCKS. Big time :typo:

Nuf said.

"My Pokemans. Let me show you them"

Reply #257 Top

This. Is. Why. AKHMED THE DEAD TERRORIST IS AWESOME.

Because he blows stuff up, and even has poliosis.

Reply #258 Top

too bad he is dead and can no longer stand on his own

Reply #259 Top

Anybody else notice that he pulls out the pistol, says "it's time to open some freaking windows," then puts it away again straight afterwards?

 

"It's time to open some windows, but not with this. That would be monkeyfighting stupid."

Reply #260 Top

Quoting Altaux, reply 258
too bad he is dead and can no longer stand on his own
End of Altaux's quote

Yes, sadly Akhmed is unable to support himself effectively. Though strangely he is able to player Twister.

Maybe he had help?

Quoting Oatesy03, reply 259
Anybody else notice that he pulls out the pistol, says "it's time to open some freaking windows," then puts it away again straight afterwards?

 

"It's time to open some windows, but not with this. That would be monkeyfighting stupid."
End of Oatesy03's quote

No, I didn't notice; but then again I've never actually seen the movie. So meh, I guess it'd be one of those things that's there for "dramatic effect".

It's not particularly dramatic though, as the film is LOLFAILtacular.

Reply #261 Top

Quoting morpheas768, reply 256

Quoting Whiskey144, reply 254I think the movie is FAIL because of the entire premise.

Snakes. On a plane. To kill someone.

That alone says how FAILtacular it is.

I mean, any idiot assassin with half a brain would know that simply blowing a plane up is WAAAAY easier to use as a method of murder than trying to smuggle a bazillion poisonious snakes onto a plane to kill somebody.
WTF!?!?!?

So is that the plot of the movie?? For realz?

Someone wants to kill someone (or everyone) on a plane, and they smuggle snakes into that plane to do it? Thats so so damn LAME

Wow, now I know everything there is to know about this movie. It SUCKS. Big time

Nuf said.

"My Pokemans. Let me show you them"
End of morpheas768's quote

Snakes on a Plane is the great of all time.  It's exactly what you'd expect a movie called SNAKES ON A PLANE to be, there's snakes everywhere!  It's crazy!

Reply #262 Top

Quoting GM-McShane87, reply 261
Snakes on a Plane is the great of all time.  It's exactly what you'd expect a movie called SNAKES ON A PLANE to be, there's snakes everywhere!  It's crazy!
End of GM-McShane87's quote

Right..... >_> >_> >_>

Btw, I think you meant to say "is the greatest movie of all time", here.

"My Pokemans. Let me show you them"

Reply #263 Top

Nope, great instead of greatest was my only mistake.  There's nothing better.

Reply #264 Top

Right.....

Btw, I think you meant to say "is the greatest movie of all time", here.

"My Pokemans. Let me show you them"
End of quote

its sarcasm(for the fail) :P

Reply #265 Top

Quoting GM-McShane87, reply 263
Nope, great instead of greatest was my only mistake.  There's nothing better.
End of GM-McShane87's quote

Ok, but it is the greatest what? The greatest car you've ever driven? The greatest hotel you've stayed in? The greatest movie you've ever seen?

Proper English please >_>

Quoting Altaux, reply 264
its sarcasm(for the fail)
End of Altaux's quote

I was only being half sarcastic there, but w/e.

"My Pokemans. Let me show you them"

Reply #266 Top

Whiskey, search your inbuilt codex. There must be a rule that allows this

Reply #267 Top

Quoting Oatesy03, reply 266


Reduced 58%

Original 600 x 750

Whiskey, search your inbuilt codex. There must be a rule that allows this
End of Oatesy03's quote

There is. It's called "DEATH FROM ABOVE PUNKS".

Any unit with a Jump Pack/Jet Pack can do it. A model which attempts a "DFAP" move must move 12", and then inflicts a number of wounds that ignore armor saves equal to the models base wounds value (i.e., the wounds value given by its profile, not its current value)+D6.

Which makes Tau Battlesuits really nasty, as an Assault Marine inflicts D6+1 wounds, while a battlesuit inflicts D6+2 wounds.

Tau Commanders can inflict as many as D6+3 or D6+4 wounds. Which all ignore armor saves.

Reply #268 Top

Basically, it makes any unit using it an instant badass.

See, I love the Tau, except for the fact that underneath all that cool sci-fi armour, they're just Space Goats with Voldemort faces...

+2 Loading…
Reply #269 Top

Quoting Oatesy03, reply 268
See, I love the Tau, except for the fact that underneath all that cool sci-fi armour, they're just Space Goats with Voldemort faces...
End of Oatesy03's quote

ROFL XD

k1

"My Pokemans. Let me show you them"

Reply #270 Top

Hey Whiskey... How big is a crisis suit, and how does it even work?

Reply #272 Top

I was only being half sarcastic there, but w/e.
End of quote

not you the other guy

Reply #273 Top

Quoting GM-McShane87,
reply 263
Nope, great instead of greatest was my only mistake. There's nothing better.

Ok, but it is the greatest what? The greatest car you've ever driven? The greatest hotel you've stayed in? The greatest movie you've ever seen?

Proper English please
End of quote

"Snakes on a plane is the greatest of all time" 

"There's nothing better"

It's pretty clear that I mean to imply that it's the greatest of all things when I added that there's nothing better.  It's greatness rises above the greatness of all other objects.  Snakes on a plane transcends comparison to mere cinema and your attempt at confining it to that medium with such a dumb remark is insulting.

Reply #274 Top

Quoting Altaux, reply 272

I was only being half sarcastic there, but w/e.
not you the other guy
End of Altaux's quote

Morpheas' first language isn't english so he doesn't always get sarcasm, which is why he lashes out with proper english please comments instead. 

Reply #275 Top

Quoting Oatesy03, reply 268
Basically, it makes any unit using it an instant badass.

See, I love the Tau, except for the fact that underneath all that cool sci-fi armour, they're just Space Goats with Voldemort faces...
End of Oatesy03's quote

Yes. Yes it does.

+1 for the Space Goats with Voldemort faces. I personally like the Inquisition waaay more though. (more power than you can shake a stick at has its instant appeal).

Quoting Oatesy03, reply 270
Hey Whiskey... How big is a crisis suit, and how does it even work?
End of Oatesy03's quote

How big? Probably between 2 and 3.5 meters in height, maybe as much as 1000 kilograms mass, and probably a meter or two in width and depth.

How it works? No clue. You'd have to ask an Earth Caste scientist, and even you probably won't get an answer you'll understand (stupid xeno languages and heretical unhallowed xeno machines).

After all, the Imperium is more advanced than the Tau and arguably more advanced than the Eldar. It does feature weapons that are star-destroying (literally; look up M37 on Lexicanum, specifically the Occlusiad War).

The Imperium can even build what is technically a lightsaber: the Sollex-Aegis Energy Blade (Lexicanum is your friend).

Quoting GM-McShane87, reply 273

It's pretty clear that I mean to imply that it's the greatest of all things when I added that there's nothing better.  It's greatness rises above the greatness of all other objects.  Snakes on a plane transcends comparison to mere cinema and your attempt at confining it to that medium with such a dumb remark is insulting.
End of GM-McShane87's quote

If your being sarcastic about the supposed greatness of Snakes on a Plane, please stop. No one else thinks that SoaP is a good movie (I just realized that the acronym of the movie name spells 'soap'), so you're liable to be labelled a troll.