Who Needs Flippers

when you have baked beans

from WinCustomize Forums

Okay, you know the score, I put up the piccy and you come up with a caption....

1 important rule to remember: NO pictures are to be entered into or disqualification is instant... NO reprieves

On November 12 at 9.30pm Oz time (7.30am US time) I will choose the funniest caption and pick the winner.

Prize: winner's choice of Master Skin.

Right oh then, we're off (like a Russian racing maggot) and best of luck to all who enter. :) :w00t: |-)

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Reply #1 from WinCustomize Forums Top

........Now if I could just figure out how to go in reverse.

Reply #2 from WinCustomize Forums Top

'Those barking spiders follow me everywhere.'

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Reply #3 from WinCustomize Forums Top

'That's the last time I eat Starker's curried cabbage.'

Reply #4 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Chlorine always gives me gas!

Reply #5 from WinCustomize Forums Top

So that's why you should wait an hour.

Reply #6 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Ping ... Ping ... Ping

Reply #7 from WinCustomize Forums Top

In your case they would be called flappers! XD

Reply #8 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Blow the ballast!.....Submerge!..

 

 

 

'What's for dinner dear?'..... gurgle..gurgle.......'I'm preparing bubble & squeak......'

Reply #9 from WinCustomize Forums Top

'What's for dinner dear?'..... gurgle..gurgle.......'I'm preparing bubble & squeak......'

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

I like that, I like that a lot.

Reply #10 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Due to a recent underwater disturbance the National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration has issued a tsunami alert for the following areas.....

Reply #11 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Help ... help ... my water just broke.

Reply #12 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Thar she blows!!!

Reply #13 from WinCustomize Forums Top

As paralysis set in from the bite of the deadly coral sea snake, Karen took the only option left to her .... Morse Code.

Reply #14 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Thar she blows!!!

Good one. :thumbsup:

Reply #15 from WinCustomize Forums Top

SCUBA - - - Surely Can't Underestimate Bubbling Arses

 

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Reply #16 from WinCustomize Forums Top

 Don't worry, it's Safely Contained Under Buttocks AreaXD

Reply #17 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quiet now. We're approaching the bubble's source. We don't want to disturb ...... KAAABLAAAM!!!

Reply #18 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Help ... help ... my water just broke.

And the pool just got 2 foot deeper.  :w00t: Not bad, Uvah, not bad.

As paralysis set in from the bite of the deadly coral sea snake, Karen took the only option left to her .... Morse Code.

Very clever, Tas, very clever indeed. :w00t:

SCUBA - - - Surely Can't Underestimate Bubbling Arses

Also clever... and quite true. ;P

Don't worry, it's Safely Contained Under Buttocks Area

Nope, once those cheeks part and the gas is out, it's impossible to contain and there IS something to worry about... well when one experiences one of mine there is.

:grin:

Quiet now. We're approaching the bubble's source. We don't want to disturb ...... KAAABLAAAM!!!

Now that's a scenario I'd like to see Sir David Attenbrough in. :rofl:

Reply #19 from WinCustomize Forums Top

No, no! I said shift your balance, not your ballast !

Reply #20 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Water has no effect on napalm either.

Reply #21 from WinCustomize Forums Top

No, no! I said shift your balance, not your ballast !

Yup, we're getting there!   I like that one. :w00t:

Water has no effect on napalm either.

Or on curried cabbage emissions. :-"

Reply #22 from WinCustomize Forums Top

In goes the good air...out goes the bad! :P

 

Give her all shes got captain! Warp drive! :borg:

Reply #23 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Damn! I think I have an air leak.

Reply #24 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Hmmmmm ... not too bad. Got an extra knot out of that one. Good thing I stocked up. Now  for a really good ... uhhh ... uhhh ... uh .........

"Hey Martha, looky here. I just found these here bikini bottoms. There's writing on them. Looks like ... brown crayon. It says property of Mz.B.B.L. US of A. How'd they get way down here in OZ?"

Reply #25 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Hmmmmm ... not too bad. Got an extra knot out of that one.

Yup, that tickled the funny bone, as did....

"Hey Martha, looky here. I just found there here bikini bottoms. There's writing on them. Looks like ... brown crayon. It says property of Mz.B.B.L. US of A. How'd they get way down here in OZ?"

Now them's mighty powerful bubbles... be interesting to see what she's wearing now, then.  :P :thumbsup: :X