Laughable

Here is something to make you shake your head. I am a member of another site that has a real bad spam problem. I have been fighting it there for a long time.

There is this one guy that just posted a crap load of spam on one of my submissions. When I reported him in one of the groups called report spam he sent me this PM.

mynameisausten says:

hey homo, dont know why but it is extremely fun to harass you. so, i say we place a wager to see who can get who blocked off the website first. whether ur playing or not, the game has begun. take a gander at the nice little message i sent to the admin:

this guy is spamming, has pornographic material, is cursing, uses bad licenses, is soliciting money for art, infringes copyright and trademark laws, and, lastly, is a homo

that is all :-]

Does not really bother me but thought I would share it with you guys.

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Clicked on his name. This guy has been a member for less than a day! Online it says for all of 38 seconds. Pay no attention to him. He'll crash and burn all by himself.

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I'm so glad this was posted. Mostly because this site is so drama free it has been getting downright boring.

Spam is chock full of good stuff! Yum!

Pornographic material ? Have you seen Starkers forum posts????!!!!

CURSING!????  If I weren't so fucking awesome, I might take offense.

Bad Licenses?  You should see the stuff the immigrants try to pass off on ME as good!

Soliciting Money For Art? Gimme a dollar and I'll tell you what to do.

Infringes Copyright and trademark laws? You can't handle the truth!

and lastly is a homo!  skinhit! You said I was the only one!!!!!!!!!

 

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Usually morons have a very, lets say dumb sense of humor, why, because they think everyone thinks like they do.  Well, that's my opinion, for what it's worth.  :sun:

Like Uvah said, don't pay any attention to him especially if you have all ready reported him.

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Customize.org.  - The ORIGINAL skinning site.

'Older' members here will also still be members of Custo.

I can't say I've been there in a long time...but last I checked they still had some old stuff of mine....;)

I kinda have a feeling the most heinous crime he claims of you is the 'soliciting money for art' bit.... as far as Custo [used to be] concerned....;)

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You can't handle the truth!

a low blow as usual.

you been jumpin' on Oprah's couch again?

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LOL. Hey thanks everyone. The funny thing is there is not an option to remove yourself from the site I even asked to be banned not long ago because I did not like what the site has become. They did not ban me, lol. I had removed all my uploads and recently posted some new stuff but I now disable comments to prevent idiots like him from using me for advertisment.

Have a great Sunday night.:beer:

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Pornographic material ? Have you seen Starkers forum posts????!!!!

Finally... somebody has noticed!!!!!    I've been including subliminal pornographic images in my text posts for ages... and not one complaint.  Not even a: "WoW, nice rack!"  The last one was of a Maggie Thatcher lookalike enjoying herself on a tandem tricycle ride with a 'lady' friend... and not a cracker.

And Jr, about the only thing that would offend me in that tirade, is the 'homo' part.  I've been accused of being a Neanderthal so many times now, anything to do with "homo sapiens" is untoward and almost foreign.

As for getting yourself banned from the site, well just call the admin a homo poof and post some compromising pictures of him with a male gorilla.  That oughta do it.

:-" :w00t: :X

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starkers and 2of3, you guys made my day. Thats was so funny:rofl:   

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Junior, if you ever need a hand getting banned, let me know. <_<

Reply #11 Top

Thanks Po but I can probably managage that on my own or just not visit the site (c.org) anymore. The asking did not work so maybe I will take starkers advice, lol

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I also see that idiot has been banned so sometimes the that site gets it right.

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Reply #13 Top

AHA!

I knew you looked familiar!

        

He's Det. Sgt. John Taggart!

Cheese it, guys! It's the fuzz!!

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Your crazy Po, :rofl:

Would make an interesting topic though. Look a likes.

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Really bad habit of mine. I associate everyone with someone famous.

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starkers and 2of3, you guys made my day. Thats was so funny

Only too happy to help, Jr, only too happy.... :)

The asking did not work so maybe I will take starkers advice, lol

Or you could find the youngest site member, hold a peashooter to his head and inform management: "Ban me or the kid gets it!"

I had thought about strapping a bunch of dildos to yourself and threaten that everyone gets it if they don't comply with your demands, but that plan was flawed.  Apart from the possibility they'd call Homeland Security and the Bomb Squad, there was the chance they'd take the threat seriously and simply bend over in anticipation.

:-"

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there was the chance they'd take the threat seriously and simply bend over in anticipation.

and he brings whole new meaning to the phrase 'Down Under'.

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I've been including subliminal pornographic images in my text posts for ages... and not one complaint. Not even a: "WoW, nice rack!"

Well....that idea worked to a point. For some strange reason I've been trying to get my toilet to flush in the opposite direction...and this weird urge to hang sexy koala bear posters in my bathroom as well...now I know why! X|

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there was the chance they'd take the threat seriously and simply bend over in anticipation.

and he brings whole new meaning to the phrase 'Down Under'.

Not to mention Up and Under. }:)

Speaking of under, it reminds me of the time a nice looking sort suggested we rendevous in her underwear at midnight on the beach.  Didn't think she was serious 'til I got there at 11.55pm and saw her pitching a tent with her bloomers. 

Big bottom, big bottom, talk about bum cakes that gal had 'em. :w00t: :-" :X

I've been including subliminal pornographic images in my text posts for ages... and not one complaint. Not even a: "WoW, nice rack!"

Well....that idea worked to a point. For some strange reason I've been trying to get my toilet to flush in the opposite direction...and this weird urge to hang sexy koala bear posters in my bathroom as well...now I know why!

Well to get yer crapper to flush the other way, check out the local yellow pages for an Aussie plumber.  I'm sure he'd be able to help you out, though you'd likely need one of those warm air hand driers installed as well.  I'd start practicing yer handstands now, if I were you.

As for the sexy koala posters, you know they've been outlawed for their exploitation of young koalas, dontcha?  Yup, so when yer on the phone ordering it, be plenty sure it's not an undercover cop posing as an underage koala, orright?   Like if you get asked: "Do you want these posters of me nude?", you can bet yer bottom dollar it's a cop trying to entrap you.  So, you're probably better off going for wombat posters cos they always look old for their age and nobody's likely to ask any questions.

:-" ;P :w00t:

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I clicked on the link and found whatever it was had been deleted. Late again. Bummer.

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i say we place a wager to see who can get who blocked off the website first.

 

Quoting JuniorCrooks, reply 12
I also see that idiot has been banned so sometimes the that site gets it right.

 I take it you won the wager then?;)

darn, I broke the quote, sorry 'bout that.

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Hey Wizard if I had wagered I would have won but only for a short time. This guy is a real piece of ....

Check out this. 

 

yeah guys the ban kinda didnt work... had to get a new name though :-{
i just blocked the i.p. and got right back on...

that is all :-]

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Reply #23 Top
I'm sure the guys at Custo will deal with him [again]....if they deemed it appropriate to remove him once I expect nothing has changed since.
Reply #24 Top

Can't call this whacker a retard, even.  Cerebrally challenged persons would have more sense, and certainly more dignity.

Reply #25 Top

Its probably just some punk ass kid that has not grown up yet. I sure hope it is because I do not know how an adult could be so brain dead.