What a cracker!!! LOL

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Reply #1 from WinCustomize Forums Top
in case you were not awaare,
the term "cracker" is a deragatory slang name for caucasians.

half of my family are "crackers"
making me a half-cracker, or semi-hillbilly...

other notes of interest on White Folks

National Anthem: Brown Eyed Girl (van morrison)
Naitonal Food and Drink: Moonpies and RC cola
Capital: Montgomery Alabama
National Excuse: "She used to be my sister, but now she's my wife"
Posterboy: (tossup) Jeff Foxworthy, John Rocker

Favorite Pick Up Line: "Hey baby, nice tooth!"

National Monument: '74 Camaro on blocks in the front yard

#1 dream of white women: Legitimate offspring
#1 dream of white men: Black women

These are but a few historical tidbits about crackers. For more information visit the "Hillbilly" section at your local library...


Reply #2 from WinCustomize Forums Top
and then there are us northern crackers who reside above the 49th...
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Reply #3 from WinCustomize Forums Top
wierd. I always thought that 'cracker' was a good joke, or something funny. It can also be used in the context of: "Whooa, that was a cracker of a shot!". Have I been mislead?
Reply #4 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Jafo appears to be awol, so I'll do it.....
"weird"
"misled"
/me removes spellchecker hat and returns it to Jafo.
Reply #5 from WinCustomize Forums Top
I'm reminded of a classic Jeff Foxworthy line....
"You know you're a redneck if your wife's hairdo has ever been destroyed by a ceiling fan".
Love it!
Reply #6 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Zath,

the deragatory slang term "Cracker" is almost exclusive to the USA.

you have not been mislead, just watch the usage if you happen to find yourself in Jonesboro, Ga, or knoxville, tennessee, or Biloxi, Mississippi, or any place like that...

Fave Foxworthy:
"if your TV is sitting on a broken TV, you might be a redneck.."
Reply #7 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Wow,

And I thought I've got too much time on my hands. You people are about what...2 times worse off than I am?
Reply #8 from WinCustomize Forums Top
ok this didn't turn out the way I thought it would.....
/me turns around and walks away.....
Reply #9 from WinCustomize Forums Top
I'm so behind the times I guess.
I always thought a cracker was a biscuit-like food for snacking on
Reply #10 from WinCustomize Forums Top
my fav foxworthy:
"You know you're a redneck when you're house has wheels and the 12 cars in your front yard don't."
Reply #11 from WinCustomize Forums Top
awww.snow left?
and he was the whitest one here!
Reply #12 from WinCustomize Forums Top
OK, ISP went ga-ga...but I'm back....
'derogatory'....Spell checker

'cracker' is a dry biscuit, or even an explosive fire-work...if you are 'crackers', then you are mad...

But like a lot of words, in other parts of the globe....who knows?
Case in point....'fanny'...