Holy. Crap. My daughter is terrifying...

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My first born daughter in my current game (started in 1.01 but updated to 1.05) was born with these stats. I gave her a horse, a sword and a shield and told her to go conquer, well, everything. Oh yeah, and I don't know what stat is doing it but she regens 6HP and 6MP per turn in tactical combat.

I'm terribly curious to see what the rest of my children turn out like. After all, this one could raise 3 volcanoes per strategic turn as a teenager.

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Reply #1 from Elemental Forums Top

Well damn thats a serious case of PMS there! XD Jst make sure you get her that pink pony/drake/whatever she wanted for her sweet 16 birthday or your kingdom is toast :D

Reply #2 from Elemental Forums Top

Essences of 66.6 ? Clearly the child of some semi-dark prophecy }:) .

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Reply #3 from Elemental Forums Top

Quoting Polistes, reply 1
Well damn thats a serious case of PMS there! Jst make sure you get her that pink pony/drake/whatever she wanted for her sweet 16 birthday or your kingdom is toast

Yep.  Definitely spoil her rotten so she stays "Daddy's girl"

Reply #4 from Elemental Forums Top

I smell someone being dethroned in the near future. No way she will tolerate you in the long term. And you'd better leave her unmarried... for your sake and your Kingdoms.

Reply #5 from Elemental Forums Top

What were the stats of you and your spouse at the time?  Game says it takes from both sides, so if it's a mere case of addition+some random element...there's gonna be some serious stat boosts going on.

Reply #6 from Elemental Forums Top

And after you spend those 66 magic points, you get to wait 66 turns for it to regen!  Fun fun!

Reply #7 from Elemental Forums Top

Ahhh, it seems that they must have overcompensated for what was a simple issue with not having any minimum for their child stats. While it was annoying having a child with 1hp, this is arguably worse. After all, the <5hp thing could have been explained away. They're royals right, so maybe they're hemophiliacs? Heh...

Reply #8 from Elemental Forums Top

Quoting dawgs4ever, reply 6
And after you spend those 66 magic points, you get to wait 66 turns for it to regen!  Fun fun!

 

6hp and 6mp per turn, in tactical combat. That's just insane.

Reply #9 from Elemental Forums Top

I'm curious if whoever balanced the reproduction system was a Dragonball Z fan. Because in that context it would make perfect sense.  :grin:

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Reply #10 from Stardock Forums Top

lol, i had a Son called Adam, and he had an INT of 22 and ESS of 60, and i thought it was impresive until my second son, Enan arrived fully grown with an INT of 70 and ESS of 78, lol

Reply #11 from Elemental Forums Top

Quoting Polistes, reply 1
Well damn thats a serious case of PMS there! Jst make sure you get her that pink pony/drake/whatever she wanted for her sweet 16 birthday or your kingdom is toast

I wanted to give her one, but she insisted in going out and "catching" it herself ;)

Quoting James009D, reply 4
I smell someone being dethroned in the near future. No way she will tolerate you in the long term. And you'd better leave her unmarried... for your sake and your Kingdoms.

I go heavily armed and guarded at all times... ;) Definitely not marrying her off, she's the general of my 2nd major army. She kind of is the 2nd major army, the soldiers are there for show  :grin:

Reply #12 from Elemental Forums Top

Quoting TheProgress, reply 2
Essences of 66.6 ? Clearly the child of some semi-dark prophecy .

If you don't tell then I won't tell... ;)

 

Quoting Bloodlyshiva, reply 5
What were the stats of you and your spouse at the time?  Game says it takes from both sides, so if it's a mere case of addition+some random element...there's gonna be some serious stat boosts going on.

Nothing quite like that, that's for sure. I think my essence was in the upper 20s (it's in the 40s now), but my intelligence was around 16 or 17. Certainly not close to the 42 she's got.

Quoting cfehunter, reply 8

Quoting dawgs4ever, reply 6And after you spend those 66 magic points, you get to wait 66 turns for it to regen!  Fun fun!

 
6hp and 6mp per turn, in tactical combat. That's just insane.

Exactly, why wait for 66 turns to pass - just spend 10 turns in tactical combat with a darkling or whatever and she'll be all better.

 

Reply #13 from Elemental Forums Top

lol

Reply #14 from Elemental Forums Top

Quoting unacomn, reply 9
I'm curious if whoever balanced the reproduction system was a Dragonball Z fan. Because in that context it would make perfect sense. 

LoL nice reference.

Reply #15 from Elemental Forums Top

Oh, someone please tell me what stat regens mana!

Reply #16 from Elemental Forums Top

Quoting Raven, reply 14

Quoting unacomn, reply 9I'm curious if whoever balanced the reproduction system was a Dragonball Z fan. Because in that context it would make perfect sense. 


LoL nice reference.

Except then we'd have entire hours of her staring at her opponent ;)

Reply #17 from Elemental Forums Top

Quoting DrGuppie, reply 16



Quoting Raven X,
reply 14

Quoting unacomn, reply 9I'm curious if whoever balanced the reproduction system was a Dragonball Z fan. Because in that context it would make perfect sense. 


LoL nice reference.


Except then we'd have entire hours of her staring at her opponent

And then even more hours of her "powering up" a spell to cast...lol.

Reply #18 from Elemental Forums Top

I feel cheated now.  My first kid had an intelligence of 10 and an essence of 1.

Reply #19 from Elemental Forums Top

Quoting Raven, reply 17

Quoting DrGuppie, reply 16


Quoting Raven X,
reply 14

Quoting unacomn, reply 9I'm curious if whoever balanced the reproduction system was a Dragonball Z fan. Because in that context it would make perfect sense. 


LoL nice reference.


Except then we'd have entire hours of her staring at her opponent

And then even more hours of her "powering up" a spell to cast...lol.

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Reply #20 from Stardock Forums Top

Quoting DrGuppie, reply 16



Quoting Raven X,
reply 14

Quoting unacomn, reply 9I'm curious if whoever balanced the reproduction system was a Dragonball Z fan. Because in that context it would make perfect sense. 


LoL nice reference.


Except then we'd have entire hours of her staring at her opponent

Funny you should say that,  because after the 1.06 patch today,  when someone hits me there's a 10 second delay until the counterstrike occurs.  More evidence of a Dragonball Z fan?