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Duke Nukem Forever... still coming?

Duke Nukem Forever... still coming?

The wait continues...

An interesting article on IGN claims that, apparently, Duke Nukem Forever may not be cancelled after-all, and has been handed to Gearbox - the creators of Borderlands - to complete.  After hearing of the demise of the-now-comical Duke Nukem Forever, I have to admit I was a little sad that I'd never get my hands on what has become the longest serving tradition in gaming history - waiting for the Duke.  Some 14 years after development began, are we actually getting close to a release?  More importantly... does anyone still care?

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Reply #26 Top

Duke better come out, or I'm going to rip off someone's head and shit down their neck.  And when it does come out, I'm going to be in the mood for kicking ass and chewing bubblegum.

Reply #27 Top

You feel that drop in the room temperature? That was Hell freezing over. And those sounds outside your window aren't birds chirpping, it's pigs oinking while they fly:P

Reply #28 Top

Why do you care? What are you going to get out of this game? Nostalgia? Breasts are probably the only valuable thing in this game (assuming its a 'game').

Reply #29 Top

You can click a button to urinate... must purchase. 

Reply #30 Top

Quoting OMG_pacov, reply 29
You can click a button to urinate... must purchase. 
End of OMG_pacov's quote

 

There is also a beer button.

Reply #31 Top

I can do both of those things in real life. Often at the same time. What makes this game special?

Reply #32 Top

Quoting kyogre12, reply 27
You feel that drop in the room temperature? That was Hell freezing over. And those sounds outside your window aren't birds chirpping, it's pigs oinking while they fly
End of kyogre12's quote

George B. can now fly?

Reply #33 Top

Quoting Aractain, reply 31
I can do both of those things in real life. Often at the same time. What makes this game special?
End of Aractain's quote

Because you can do that while shooting pigs in cop uniforms, watching strippers, and saving the Earth from alien scum?

Reply #34 Top

........I do that in real life too........

 

(if by alien scum you mean 'internet scum' and by 'saving the earth' you mean 'loling around on the floor at')