Lol, no, I'm quite happy with my agnosticism. I can't deny that it would be sweet if there actually were an afterlife of eternal burning fire for some of these arseholes. But I doubt that's how it works.
Who knows, Heaven could be chalked full of Catholic Priests. Maybe it's a big conspiracy and the Bible Code is actually where they edited out the 11th Commandment, Thou Shalt Violate Choir Boy's Backsides (how do you think they keep their voices so high?).....yet another reason to avoid mass religion at all costs.
LoL...oh yeah, I'm going straight to hell. At least Satan will just throw my ass in lava, in Heaven I'll be dodging priests all day every day for eternity. Flap wings, flap, they're gaining up to us!!!
