Progress Quest Online in Your Browser

Released July 16, 2010

http://progressquest.com/
from Sins Forums

You can still download the client, but you can also play a relaxing game of Progress Quest right in your web browser! Progress Quest reminds me of WoW, of Diablo ... of a lot of games really.

Huge number of playable races and classes! Enormous beastiary and vast arsenal, armory, and items. Unbelievable number of quests, all of which get performed for you automatically.

Graphics: Best there ever have been!

Not a Click Fest: Choose your character and your class at the beginning and that's it! The rest of the game is fully automatic! Sit back and sip a cool one while your character does all the work! I mean, that's what computers are for isn't it?

Cost: Free

Monthly Fee: None

Is It Good: (Hint: Frogboy doesn't want you to know about this game!) Yes it simply beats the socks off anything you have ever played before!

Note: If using a browser with site settings for magnification, set to 100% to test the browser version.

July 16, 2010 will long be remembered as the "day of doom" for the rest of the computer gaming industry.

41,739 views 8 replies
Reply #1 from Sins Forums Top

I thought July 19, 2010 was the day of doom when Alien Swarm got released for free.

Reply #2 from Sins Forums Top

Well SpardaSon, Alien Swarm is indeed a great game. But it is online multiplayer cooperative. Even worse, it would require something like effort on my part!

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Reply #3 from Sins Forums Top

Hopes for gaming has been lost once again.

Reply #4 from Demigod Forums Top

I don't get this game.  At all.

 

The End.

Reply #5 from Elemental Forums Top

Quoting brandon_varn, reply 4
I don't get this game.  At all.

 

The End.

 

But sir! 'tis the pinnacle of rpg entertainment!

Reply #6 from Demigod Forums Top

It takes way too long to level up in this game IMO. 

Reply #7 from Elemental Forums Top

Quoting brandon_varn, reply 4
I don't get this game.  At all.

 

The End.

Ever played MMOs? This is the Reductio ad absurdum version. The core gameplay in your typical MMO is to go do stuff that gets you loot. Then do the same stuff against harder mobs to get better loot. Rinse and repeat infinitely.

I'm a WoW player, and I've always found Progress Quest amusing. It really applies to some people there for whom GearScore is the point of the game.

Reply #8 from Demigod Forums Top

I'm level 25 in progress quest.

Suck it noobs :P


 Progress Quest - Trupnack
Character Sheet

TraitValue
Name Trupnack
Race Half Orc
Class Hunter Strangler
Level 25
StatValue
STR 46
CON 27
DEX 25
INT 26
WIS 34
CHA 27
HP Max 257
MP Max 264


SpellLevel
Seasick XVI
Good Move IX
Sadness X
Innoculate XI
Rabbit Punch XII
Cone of Annoyance VII
Aqueous Humor XII
Slime Finger XIX
Invisible Hands X
Gyp VIII
Shoelaces XIV
Hastiness XV
Braingate IV
Magnetic Orb IX
Hydrophobia VIII
Cone of Paste VII
Clever Fellow V
Revolting Cloud VI
Spectral Miasma VII
Mulligan VII
Holy Batpole IV
Summon a Bitch II
Animate Nightstand III
Tumor (Benign) II
Lockjaw IV
History Lesson VI
Nestor's Bright Idea I
Eye of the Troglodyte VI
Roger's Grand Illusion II
Vitreous Humor V
Covet III
Big Sister VII
Astral Miasma II
Spectral Oyster II
Dropsy III
Angioplasty I
Black Idaho II
Ursine Armor I
Nonplus III
Curse Name II
Animate Tunic II
Grognor's Big Day Off

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Equipment

Weapon +6 Polished Dancing Poleax
Shield +9 Banded Gilded Baroque Shield
Helm +2 Custom Mithril Mail
Hauberk Diamond Mail
Brassairts +1 Fine Mithril Mail
Vambraces Faded Cracked Plasma
Gauntlets Diamond Mail
Gambeson +2 Custom Festooned ABS
Cuisses Cursed Faded Plasma
Greaves Studded Impressive Titanium
Sollerets +3 Studded Fine Platemail

Inventory

ItemQty
Gold 1643