The Zombie Survival Sheet.

We must all be ready for the impending apocalypse.

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We all know that some day, somewhere, the zombie apocalypse will begin. The question is; Are You Ready?

What is your plan? What will you wear? How will you defend yourself? Which family member will you be most likely to push in front of you sacrifice yourself to save? Will there be chainsaws, or more importantly - do you have the muffins?

To gauge your preparedness and what your expectations are for the inevitable zombie apocalypse, there is The Zombie Survival Sheet!

The sheet:

Filling the sheet out is mandatory. Please form an orderly line.

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Reply #1 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Since Zombies eat brains, just send them all to Washington,DC where they will all starve to death.x_x

Reply #2 from WinCustomize Forums Top

A pair of good sport shoes. Zombies can't run.  x_x

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Reply #3 from Elemental Forums Top

Quoting tazgecko, reply 2
A pair of good sport shoes. Zombies can't run. x_x
Common misconception! There are, in fact, a variety of zombies that can run just perfectly fine!

Reply #5 from Elemental Forums Top

Reply #6 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting Luckmann, reply 3
Common misconception! There are, in fact, a variety of zombies that can run just perfectly fine!

Bah!! That's only because they have been eating brains with to much caffeine.

Bring back the days when Zombies were real men undead. :'(

Reply #7 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting Luckmann, reply 3

Quoting tazgecko, reply 2A pair of good sport shoes. Zombies can't run. Common misconception! There are, in fact, a variety of zombies that can run just perfectly fine!

"Rage" Infected don't count when using the standard term "zombie".

Zombies are the undead. And the dead suffer from an affliction called Rigor-Mortis (sp?). Hence, the shambling motions.

So, "zombies", in fact, cannot run. This is, of course, according to George Romero. Since he would know.

Anything else is unnatural. :p

Anywho, here's my survival sheet...

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Reply #8 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Bring back the days when Zombies were real men undead.

Or simply refer to them as persons whose metabolism has been slowed to such a state they only appear to be dead.

I could never get into all that Hollywood zombie crap... not too fussed with all that recent vampire crap, either.

Nah, if I want horror, I just turn on the 6 o'clock news. :O

Reply #9 from Elemental Forums Top

Quoting Skillet98, reply 7
"Rage" Infected don't count when using the standard term "zombie".

Zombies are the undead. And the dead suffer from an affliction called Rigor-Mortis (sp?). Hence, the shambling motions.

So, "zombies", in fact, cannot run. This is, of course, according to George Romero. Since he would know.

Anything else is unnatural.

Anywho, here's my survival sheet...
Ragers aren't even dead, let alone un-dead.

Rigor mortis, however, dissipates after a maximum of 72 hours. There have been numerous zombies not only running, but some even jumping! (Mostly shambling, though).

Quoting starkers, reply 8
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I could never get into all that Hollywood zombie crap... not too fussed with all that recent vampire crap, either.

Nah, if I want horror, I just turn on the 6 o'clock news.
The recent vampire crap has nothing to do with vampire crap in general! It's just crap!

The horrors of the 6 o'clock news isn't the fun kind of horror, though. Just the suck kind.

Reply #10 from Elemental Forums Top

I agree with Luckmann, the Vampire story is dead, no pun intended, I found the Cinobytes from Hellraiser to the scariest new monsters in the last 30 years. That shaping shifting alien in The Thing, Carpenter's version, scared the crap out of me also. I would not let my cat in the room with me after I saw that!The undead flesh eating zombie freaks me out also!

Reply #11 from WinCustomize Forums Top

I've been preparing for zombie outbreak long enough to know I'm not going to be filling out an inventory and posting it online for all to see--then you'll know my strategy, and how do I know you're not working for "them"?  This thread is a trick!  This thread is for harvesting b-r-a-i-n-s!  8O

Reply #12 from WinCustomize Forums Top

I run away scared! 8O

Reply #14 from WinCustomize Forums Top

I know someone who'll love this. Great vids

Reply #15 from Elemental Forums Top

Please, don't send the zombies to Washington DC.  DC is actually full of smart brains.  Look they 'convince' the mass of voters in the US to reelect them while they pass laws that continue to drive the poor even lower, continue to reduce the middle class's assets (and their homes), and at the same time, transfer massive wealth to the richest of 'persons.'  The truth is, most of us 'regular' people have become the voting zombies. "Voting zombies" - the scariest zombies of all time.  Be afraid, be very afraid.

 

 

BTW,  cats -lol was great.

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Reply #17 from Elemental Forums Top

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