Rude Neighbors Suck!

I'm usually a very patient and nice person, and not very many things get to me.  However, since I've been living next to the most rude neighbors in the world my patience has worn pretty thin.  They are really starting to cross the line, and I just don't know how to communicate with them anymore.  They are completely irrational and ridiculous people.

The other night they were freaking out on us about us asking them to smoke outside instead of in our shared hallway.  We were completely nice and polite about it, and at first they were fine.  But I guess after they had some time to stew on it, they came screaming at us about how they knew we smoked too lol.  Neither my husband or I have ever smoked a cigarette in our lives, so it was totally impossible that they ever smelled smoke coming from our apartment.  Like I said, they are irrational.  We wanted to ding dong ditch them afterward, but we decided it would just make things worse even though it would have made us feel better lol.

They do stuff like that all the time too.  They love to leave all of their dowel rods, wood crafts, and these in our carport so that we can't park in there.  We ask them politely not to do it, and they freak out.  There's just no way to communicate with them and I'm tired of it.  So this is an open invitation for any nice people out there who want to move into an apartment next to a nice married couple (my husband and myself) please come!