Teseer Teseer

Demi-kitten

Demi-kitten

 

So I'm bored here at work and found this pictar of my fat little kitten helping me play Demigod :D

Enjoy.

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Reply #28 Top

Quoting OMG_Teseer, reply 25
No, hes an ass. Fucking pig gorges himself them pukes it up like 5 minutes later. I can't fill the bowl anymore cause of his idiot-ass.

That's messed up man  :rofl:

My cat eats out of a dog bowl. He eats a shitton of food but almost never drinks any water.

Reply #29 Top

Quoting OMG_Teseer, reply 25
No, hes an ass. Fucking pig gorges himself them pukes it up like 5 minutes later. I can't fill the bowl anymore cause of his idiot-ass.

Omg.. your cat is bulimic!  8C

Reply #31 Top

Well aren't cats supposed to be dumb by nature?

Reply #32 Top

I've through about throwing up on him so he knows what it's like to clean it up.

I think hes too dumb to get it, though.

Reply #33 Top

It must be hard to be Teseer's cat. First you have to learn how to play Demigod and on top of that you have to get puked on.

Reply #34 Top

Those little bastards live like royalty. 

Reply #35 Top

Quoting OMG_NinkiCZ, reply 31
Well aren't cats supposed to be dumb by nature?

Cats are quite smart. They won't do what you tell them, which is truly the sign of budding intelligence. (Teenagers, independent nations, minority groups, etc..)

Also, my cat can jiggle a doorknob. They're capable of imitating humans like monkeys and they seem to understand cause and effect relationships.

They're not as smart as octopuses though.  

Reply #36 Top

You know what Splitshadow, if you don't start acting your age I'm going to start treating you like an adult.

Reply #38 Top

Quoting OMG_NinkiCZ, reply 36
You know what Splitshadow, if you don't start acting your age I'm going to start treating you like an adult.

Kay

 

Quoting OMG_Teseer, reply 37
I LOVE OCTIPY! (Spelling error intentional)

Damn, man. Octopuses and primates are so intelligent, we might as well add them to our ranks as the sentient species of Earth. They can't be over 9000 years from us in terms of intellectual development. Unless mankind just got really lucky with evolution. (lol luck)

Reply #39 Top

Of all species that could gain sentience on earth, I vote the octopus. They would have the craziest lookin shit.

Reply #40 Top

Quoting OMG_Teseer, reply 37
I LOVE OCTIPY! (Spelling error intentional)


cool i never new octopuses were so inteligent

Reply #41 Top

Quoting OMG_Splitshadow, reply 38


Kay

GAAAAAH even your reply makes me quiver.

I hope you know I youtubed the whale sound and nope, Lady Gaga does not sound like a whale. 

Reply #42 Top

No, she sounds like a hooker choking on semen. 

Reply #43 Top

^Well you must hire some very expensive hookers.

Reply #47 Top

8|

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6IV_TAiCfA

Reply #48 Top

Quoting OMG_Teseer, reply 44
$50 per bounce.

Bill Gates couldn't afford that. OK, maybe HE could, but not because he's rich  :rofl:

Reply #50 Top

Quoting OMG_Teseer, reply 44
$50 per bounce.

Bounce is a euphemism describing a part of sex. $50 per "bounce" would cost a normal person at least 10 or twenty grand if not more. If you need more explanation, talk to your parents lolz