But I already use both hands... the second to hold the magnifying glass.

I know what you mean, tho.... familiarity breeds contempt... or in this case, 'implant' boredom

Ok...use your left hand...it'll feel like someone else...

Yeah, right. It'll probably feel like Sarah Palin and ruin the mood.

Po`, you bastard, what d'yer go and have to mention her for... it gave me an instant soft-on. 

At least it didn't tell you it had a headache... and you later discovered it out enjoying itself.

a cat sleeping with some puppies.

Here Kitty Kitty

now that could be interesting

Yer a man after me own 'eart thar, Doc... them puppies be e'er so cute, dont yer fink?

^ "Whatta heel!"