Ninki there aren't enough adjectives in that sentence to adequately describe how brutal, painful, slow, and agonizing your death needs to be...

but I still you

"I spilled the coffee"

if he has internet and plays regularly he propably doesnt live anywhere countryside but in a city. they have schools there you know? and they teach english! so if he doesnt speak that language its his own problem.

^Yes sir.

Yeah but that's like asking me to speak French, which is taught in all schools too as a second language, and Mith would know how terrible I would be at that. He does speak some English though, just doesn't sound that articulate or tactful so it tends to rub some people off in the wrong way.