I HATE YOU ALL.

Plz to be dying, kthxu

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Now that I have your attention:

I'm looking for a few good people who are willing to deviate from the norm and play some different maps/game play modes.  I swear to Christ and the holy Taco, if you respond with 'dominate is for pussies' or 'conquest is the way that straight, country-loving, non-hippies play', I will hunt you down and give you a nasty wet willy.

See, my theory is this: I've played a lot of Demigod.  It doesn't show in my stats(damn you stat reset!) but I've played... well, a lot.  It's been over a year since I purchased this game, and I've done nothing but play cataract/prison conquest.  Now, don't get me wrong; conquest is awesome.  There's nothing more satisfying then seeing your enemies citadel fall.  However, I feel as if this makes the game a little too... I don't know... predictable?  Get giants, upgrades, hp stack, win. Rinse, repeat, finish wacking it with your japanese love pillow(or is that just me?)

Some people might respond with 'then play Pantheon if you're not too busy being a whiny shitstain" and to them I say, with all of the glib and persuasive abilities I was taught in college: "Fuck you."  Pantheon sucks.  If I wanted to 1v1 people and either A) win by an insanely large margin or B) get totally raped in the face, I would do so. 

No, this is a cry for fun, interesting, team-worthy players to take a quick step out of their comfort zone and shine on you crazy diamonds.  Plus, I might learn something which would be helpful, considering the game has taken a large step away from what I once thought it was.

I appreciate you reading this and replying.  I will find myself on lagwars at some point.  My inability to purchase a microphone right now is staggeringly overwhelming when I think of trying to get on the vent.  Though, I do type fast enough to respond to most voice chatting... meh, whatever.  I like tacos.

If you are interesting in yodeling in my gully, leave a response.  If you just want to heckle me, do that too.  If you like sausage, for the love of god reply. (I'm not talking about man-sausage.  Delicious sausage.  One that usually doesn't blow it in your mouth afterwards.)

-Taco

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Reply #1 from Demigod Forums Top

I will find myself on lagwars at some point.

Yes!

Anyway, if all you want is to play some different game modes, lagwars is a good bet even without a mic for two reasons

 

1. You know when the games are going up and what they are

2. You know the password

 

Alot of 2v2 is going on bc of the tourney but at one point there were 5v5s almost daily :O

Reply #2 from Demigod Forums Top

Yeah definitely come on lagwars, I want you to tell me all about tacos. I've never had one.

Ashes of the Singularity II
Reply #3 from Demigod Forums Top

Yeah definitely come on lagwars, I want you to tell me all about tacos. I've never had one.

Yeah Ninki wants someone to talk to now that everyone is abandoning him (read: morph)

Reply #4 from Demigod Forums Top

I like to play different options.  On that note, I'm totally gonna post my awesome idea here that I came up with last night and Ninki for some reason hates even though I thought he would like it and it made me sad that he didn't like it:

 

2v2, 1 "spectator" on each side.  That spectator can't leave the citadel, but they can buy anything.  a.k.a. monks, currency, creeps, drop an item for a teammate, w/e.  Awesome idea amirite?  Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch some demigod, eat your food, and give some help to your team... THIS IS PERFECT FOR THE LAZY AMERICAN.  

Reply #5 from Demigod Forums Top

Quoting RAWRRRR, reply 4
I like to play different options.  On that note, I'm totally gonna post my awesome idea here that I came up with last night and Ninki for some reason hates even though I thought he would like it and it made me sad that he didn't like it:

 

2v2, 1 "spectator" on each side.  That spectator can't leave the citadel, but they can buy anything.  a.k.a. monks, currency, creeps, drop an item for a teammate, w/e.  Awesome idea amirite?  Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch some demigod, eat your food, and give some help to your team... THIS IS PERFECT FOR THE LAZY AMERICAN.  

I wish they had Spectator mode like in other RTS games. I always enjoyed just watching the drama happen while I relax and eat potato chips.

Reply #6 from Demigod Forums Top

Quoting Maccilia, reply 3

Yeah Ninki wants someone to talk to now that everyone is abandoning him (read: morph)

You're so mean to me :( I thought our friendship was blossoming yesterday.

Oh well I guess I'll add you to my "I hate Ninki" list. I've got Teseer, AbornExile and now you're my third.

Reply #7 from Demigod Forums Top

rawr was implying a "not-so-spectator" spectator. You're a feed. You can buy citadel upgrades and minions or drop items for your teammates but that's it. That's why it was important to have one on each team. 

It's essentially like having a Reg on your team that doesn't do anything... oh wait. 

Reply #8 from Demigod Forums Top

I don't hate you Ninki. Just 80% of the threads you post in turn to drama.

Reply #9 from Demigod Forums Top

^And the other 20% are boring #:( .

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Reply #10 from Demigod Forums Top

Quoting awuffleablehedgie, reply 7
rawr was implying a "not-so-spectator" spectator. You're a feed. You can buy citadel upgrades and minions or drop items for your teammates but that's it. That's why it was important to have one on each team. 

It's essentially like having a Reg on your team that doesn't do anything... oh wait. 

Yeah Ninki really should of sniped that erebus that I chased for 5 minutes.

Note: I just like giving people shit no hard feelings ninki and magnus from that game.  

Reply #11 from Demigod Forums Top

^The game barely lasted for 5 minutes. I was on the other side of the map on the artifact flag while you were on the opposite portal side, for me to go and snipe I would have to walk back to the citadel to get in range (leviathan by the way). Too bad if you went spit beast you wouldnt've needed that snipe.

Reply #12 from Demigod Forums Top

btw - everyone that has replied to this read as of now is on lagwars vent...

Reply #13 from Demigod Forums Top

^Except the OP. I'm still waiting for him to tell me about tacos.

Reply #14 from Demigod Forums Top

tacos

I once had some eviltacos. Turned out it was a smurf, though.