*shoots shotgun* oh SH!T dont do that that owl scared tha fuck outa me bro

Oh sheesh already.

Stop making pointless and unbacked threats

Ever since you joined the Chatroom, you keep making ridiculous threats to everyone, like:

"I will slice you up", "I'll kick your ass", "I'll blow your brains out", and blah blah blah, etc etc

Seriously, do you think that you are actually scaring anyone here?

I will tell you the same thing I've told you like 1 million times:

1. You cant find me, even if you actually came to Greece (which you wont, because it just isnt worth it), but even then, you will never find my house.  (even delivery guys have trouble finding it) (I wantz mah pizza!!!)

2. Even if you found out my house, you just CANT blow my brains out, because:

A ) You dont have the Balls to do it, and

B  ) I will kick your ass before you even get a chance to see me.

C  ) Its only a matter of time before the neighbors who are soccer fanatics, and beat up people every day, to come and kick the crap out of your unconscious body, just for the fun of it.

p.s. Yeah.....I know, some people are really stupid, fighting about soccer teams, and stuff related to a sports game. Oh well....

"Mr Anderson, welcome back....we missed you...."

That owl is AWESOME

I like the 1 with the monocle a lot more, though.

He he, I love that owl:

"Mr Anderson, welcome back....we missed you...."

i wasnt threatning anyone nor did i intend to i never intended to hunt you down nor would i blow your brains out i have no reason to i have a shotgun in almost every post i was never threatning any one if you want me to syop i will *puts shotgun away*

Then dont make unbacked threats when you cant support them.

Its like.....you know some really annoying dogs, who bark at you really mad, and furiously, and when you run towards them, their ears would lower to their heads, and they'd go all "dont hurt me" at you.

Well, its like that.

If you actually meant that you would hunt me down, then that would be fine. But saying it just to scare me, or anyone else off, is really lame.

And that was my whole point. You're kinda embarassing yourself with these "threats".

"Mr Anderson, welcome back....we missed you...."

This thread needs more groovy posts and pictures

morph you said yourself "i am here for my amusement" well acting like an idiot amuses me

Like that?

"Mr Anderson, welcome back....we missed you...."

I'm not acting like an idiot, I'm just being honest with you.

And yes, I am here for

1. My own amusement, and

2. Other people's amusement.

Since I'm doing the 2nd one right now, I'm glad

"Mr Anderson, welcome back....we missed you...."

Goodnight everyone

"Mr Anderson, welcome back....we missed you...."

i am thoroughly amused at the moment

You dont sound like it

Can anyone provide a recap of what the fuck is wrong with all of us? It's just been to hectic for me to keep track.

Well, let's see....

Morph: Overly sarcastic, strong minded and rather overpowering.

Altaux: Too Easily bored, prone to randomness.

Articthunder: We don't rightly know yet...

Veers: Megalomaniacal

Floydium: Just part of the mob

IFear: Self aware, goes along with anything, quiet when it comes down to show time.

Xer0: Inferiority complex, overly mature, love

Twilight_Storm: Not here enough

Snipe: UNemotional

Ryat: Also UNemotional, prone to critisize.

Xer0-The Substitute

*Goes back into his hole*

goodnite all

One hour later and still nobody to chat with in the chatroom.

Although, to be honest, I've got nothing to chat about these days.

Xer0 The Substitute

Here's a story of how failtacular my love life is

I'm playing WiC, and my team is getting pounded.  The artynoob in the back, asks for 3 Tactical Aid points, so we can nuke the enemy. I tell him no, that nukes, and heavy artillery units, are BOTH wastes of time.  He asks again, saying that they're the best two things in the game, and I tell him to get it himself.  We start losing even worse, and I bail out, telling the team to have fun getting raped.

After the match, I join a new server and start to do very well in it.  However, he starts to IM me while I'm playing, telling me that I"m a noob, that I suck, that I need to get a girlfriend.  Well, I have one.  Then, he tells me to hang out with her.  I tell him I can't, since she's in Utah.  I also tell him that she's bi, and has a girlfriend too.  So, we get into this long, deep conversation about it (all while I'm playing, and kicking Soviet Ass) and eventually he invites me to join his clan.

...

That's rather sad, in my opinion.

Xer0 The Substitute.

*Makes Appearance*

Xer0, when did I ever compare your life to anything but mine?  (About 4-6 pages back if you forgot the post I'm asking about...)

Eddie, you're trying too hard.

I can vouch for Eddie, Azrael being different people.  Based on the spiritual conversations I had with Skidi and Azrael, they both take very different standpoints.

*Goes to sleep*

-Twilight Storm

So, so damn true

Although you mentioned "love" in your description, like its some kind of disease, LOL

Btw, what is that "Xer07- The Substitute" you keep posting as your sig?

Is there a hidden meaning to it?

Uhm.....ok, 1 question though: Why did you lie to him about having a girlfriend?

But it is rather sad, yeah

Btw, Nukes and Artillery can pretty much win a game for you, if you use them wisely. Just saying.

Storm, read my lips please:

B U L L S H I T.

khxbye

"Mr Anderson, welcome back....we missed you...."

I second this motion. So does Limey Man.

Cats are able to speak with people!!!

"Mr Anderson, welcome back....we missed you...."

Lol, I've seen that, but it's still funny.

I want a talking cat...

maybe i do try to hard thanks storm that ment alot to me even if you dont realise it

and xer0 are you serous you got in a clan all because this guy wuz an ass and you told him about you love life

*enters fortified bunker under New Mexico*