GeneralVeers GeneralVeers

The Chatroom

The Chatroom

Talk about anything here.

15,337,377 views 7,785 replies +2 Loading…
Reply #3001 Top

LURKER!!! you posted like 1 millisecond after my post wtfz.

Reply #3002 Top

wow my english just commited suicide

 

Reply #3003 Top

and twi no pic stillz try tinypic

Reply #3004 Top

ok my joke attempts!!

i will make three!! the first 2 will fail

A man walks in to a bar......and says ouch.

 

Reply #3005 Top

FAIL

Reply #3006 Top

Skidi: Well, I'm interested to hear it. :grin:

OMG

So, a little girl gets curious one day, and asks her mom how people got here.  Her mom answers that God put us all on the Earth. Still curious, the girl asks her dad, and her dad tells her the people started out as monkeys, and that we slowly became human. Confused further still, the girl goes back to her mom, and says "Well, you said God did it, and Dad says we started out as monkeys!" her mom then says "Well, that's very easy to explain. I told you about MY side of the family, and your dad told you about HIS side"

Xer0 \^/

Reply #3007 Top

Sigh.  I guess I'm still undercover(That's the only pic I haz!!!

OOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BRB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Twilight Storm

Reply #3008 Top

fail and i belive that  we evolved from monkey but adom and eve where the first humans to be recognized by the Christan god

Reply #3009 Top

xer0: here wut

Reply #3010 Top

Quoting skidiantasa, reply 3008
fail and i belive that  we evolved from monkey but adom and eve where the first humans to be recognized by the Christan god
End of skidiantasa's quote

Aww... I liked that joke.  Anyway, good theory.

Xer0 \^/

EDIT\\\ Um, you said that you could have said so many more things on the last page that you didn't.... or I missread that. ^_^'

Reply #3011 Top

my english still commiting suicide

Reply #3012 Top

Quoting Xer07, reply 2982
*sighs*

Well, today started off rather normally, walked in and got hugged by Mishayla, but not before noticing a large bruise covering 1/4 of the right side of her face.  Once we finish our embrace, she tells me that she's feeling a bit off today, given that yesterday she was in a car crash and got a concussion (mild, hopefully) as a result.  So, all day I kept my eye on her as much as possible, catching her when she stumbled and so forth.  Despite her insistances to all her friends that all she had was a headache, I didn't trust her white lie, and caused myself to be late to several classes to escort her to hers.  That, and today I confonted Jess (the girl who told me not to ask Mishayla out until August) if she lied to me or not.  Bad choice, as she flipped out on me, saying I didn't appreciate her help, and that the next time she'll just let me get rejected and blah blah blah...

But, getting that out of the way, back to everyone's mini-gasm in the Forums.

Xer0 \^/
End of Xer07's quote

Hmm this whole Jess thing sounds very complicated.....

How much do you trust your "friend" Jess? Because it seems to me like she is double-playing you..... :| And I think you could "hypothetically" ask Mishayla out, to see where you 2 stand. Just be casual and say "hey Mishayla, what would you say if I asked you out one of these days?"

I dont want to give you bad advice, its just my 2 cents.

Quoting Twilight_Storm, reply 2988
Good way to think of things, Skidi(Didn't expect anything else from you TBH.)  Tell it like it is!

Morph:  I can haz karma nao?

-Twilight Storm
End of Twilight_Storm's quote

Yes you can, my child :grin:

"Successful Troll is Successful"

Reply #3013 Top

Wierd, it shows up for me still...

Anyway:

Bad pic, I know, the one that's in gmail is better...

Still pre-haircut...

My last resort is to link to Myspace.

-Twilight Storm

Reply #3014 Top

Callen: PRE-Haircut?!? My hair is at least 1 1/2 to 2x that long!

bwaaah?

Xer0 \^/

It's not that I personally like Jess, btw, but she's a crucial part of my relationship with Mishayla and her friends...

Did I mention the pop-quiz she gave me? The questions were:

1.  Do you like to hang out with girls or guys more? (Girls)

2.  What kind of movies do you like? (Mystery/Romance)

3.  Are your clothes interchangable with girls? (yes)

4.  Do you have more chick or guy friends? (chick)

5.  Do you hang out with your chick or guy friends more? (chick)

According to this; I"m either gay or a man-whore. I chose man-whore.

Reply #3015 Top

Umm...

Nobody's gonna LOL cuz they wanna win...

AND MACCILIA IS A MEMBER OF THE CHATROOM!!!   SINCE THE BEGINNING ALMOST!!!   THEY JUST DOESN"T POST OFTEN!!!

-Twilight Storm | Maccilia: The obscure family member of the Chatroom, we all have one.

Reply #3016 Top

Quoting Xer07, reply 3006
Skidi: Well, I'm interested to hear it.

OMG

So, a little girl gets curious one day, and asks her mom how people got here.  Her mom answers that God put us all on the Earth. Still curious, the girl asks her dad, and her dad tells her the people started out as monkeys, and that we slowly became human. Confused further still, the girl goes back to her mom, and says "Well, you said God did it, and Dad says we started out as monkeys!" her mom then says "Well, that's very easy to explain. I told you about MY side of the family, and your dad told you about HIS side"

Xer0 \^/
End of Xer07's quote

LOLS XD

Nice joke Xer07 :thumbsup: So you got 1 LOL, you need 2 more. Unless someone else beat you to it...... *_*

DAMN you guys spam-post a lot X|

"Successful Troll is Successful"

Reply #3017 Top

damn i was expecting a good lookingg girl i could eat sundaes off of but your a MAN XO *hits head on wall*

Reply #3018 Top

ok!!! no laughs no laughs tough crowd.

Next joke.

you must luagh at this one.

ok A king was gving his daughters hand in marriage. However 5 pronces came so to marry her, so the King decided to have a competition.

First he told them to gather ten of the some fruit then return to the castle.

The fist prince returned to castle with oranges, so the King told him, okay I will let you marry my daughter if you can swallow all ten oranges. After 6 oranges the Prince choked and died.

The second came with 10 apples but after 6 he died.

Thirdly the 3rd prince came with cherries, at nine cheries he started laughing uncontrollably and choked, but did not die. When he awoke the palace doctor asked him what happened he almost won?

The prince I replied, I was fine until I saw the next guy coming with watermellons

Reply #3019 Top

IT WORKS???

YAYZ!!!

And my hair is an inch long nao(I shaved it completely)

And no comment on me spilling my guts?

W-_- W!!

-Twilight Storm

Reply #3020 Top

DAMN!

2 More lolz? *reaches into bag of mystery and wonder* *<--- no homo*

So, this is a conversation between a 28-year-old married couple. (Thoughts included)

Wife: Hey, honey... I don't have any underwear on...

Husband: *Oh, damn, tonight I might get lucky!* Hey, I don't have any underwear on either, you know...

Wife: Ahahaha, great! *Damn, now I have to wash those pants twice*

Xer0 \^/

Reply #3021 Top

Honestly most of my jokes only caribbean ppl eill get them.

do any of you know what a Rasta is?

Reply #3022 Top

lolz, Altaux.  Defintely worth it!

-Twilight Storm

Reply #3023 Top

Hmmmm, this one's kinda messed up, but...

So, a Haitian man walks into a bar and  asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender says,

OMFG GET ALL THIS RUBBLE OFF ME!!!

Meh, not mine, but it's worth a shot.

Xer0 \^/

Reply #3024 Top

Quoting Twilight_Storm, reply 3015
Umm...

Nobody's gonna LOL cuz they wanna win...

AND MACCILIA IS A MEMBER OF THE CHATROOM!!!   SINCE THE BEGINNING ALMOST!!!   THEY JUST DOESN"T POST OFTEN!!!

-Twilight Storm | Maccilia: The obscure family member of the Chatroom, we all have one.
End of Twilight_Storm's quote

Sorry but, he never posts in too often, never takes part in our discussions, umm...well, obscure member like you said.... :P

"Successful Troll is Successful"

Reply #3025 Top

Quoting Xer07, reply 2989

I didn't see a sad love story column in Morph's game...
End of Xer07's quote

LMAO :rofl:

Edit: Storm, please read this:

The Karma Event #3 has NOT started yet. You cannot get karma for pics yet. Please wait until it does :typo: :\

"Successful Troll is Successful"