Demigod Limerick Contest! [CLOSED]

Congrats Fuzzy Logic!

I have, in my possesion, a 75% off coupon for Demigod.  Rather than just give it away, I figured I'd make you guys work for it!  Not too hard, though, because where's the fun in that.  All you have to do is make a limerick somehow involving Demigod.  I'll read them, and give the author of the best one the coupon.  If you're not familiar with the form of a limerick, you can check Wikipedia, or check out my example:

 

If Demigod catches your eye,
But seems to expensive to buy,
Just write a few lines,
But make sure that it rhymes,
Or your chances, you can kiss goodbye!

 

Rules:

- KEEP IT CLEAN!  No one should be from Nantucket.  No one should be named Buck.  No one should own a glass bowl.
- KEEP IT NICE!  That means no flaming, or anything else of that nature.  Good natured ribbing, however, will be allowed, if you keep the emphasis on 'good'.
- Keep the discussion on point.
- You can submit as many as you'd like.
- [edit] It will go on as long as I feel like it.
- Don't make me delete posts.  I don't like doing it, but I will clean house if needed.

 

Let the rhyming begin!

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Reply #1 Top

I honestly did not expect to behold "Demigod" and "limerick" in the same sentence together.

Had to click this thread.

Reply #2 Top

Sounds like fun but I'm exceptionally poor at poetry. Looking forward to reading what others can come up with though.

 

/popcorn.

Reply #3 Top

I was kind of hoping for a little bigger of a turn out...  I'll keep it up for a few more days, maybe someone will come up with something.  I am eternally hopeful!

Reply #4 Top

I wish I was creative enough, lol. That side of my brain doesn't work. I think it happened when I dove into a pool that was shallower then I thought.

Reply #5 Top

Demi's an interesting game,
Not even a little bit lame.
It gets very frightening,
With thunder and lightening,
Causing oodles of mahem and maim...

Reply #6 Top

Yeah we all support this contest.

Reply #7 Top

OK, well, I tried.  Looks like Fuzzy gets a coupon!  Check your PM...