It's 2011...

Version 2: The Rematch

2011 WORLDWIDE GUI CHAMPIONSHIPS 
It's May. May 2010. February. February 2011. About time for some activity around here. This *IS* the definitive WINDOWS GUI CHAMPIONS site, after all.
I'm just going to set down some guidelines here and expect you people to follow them when you next hold a contest.
You're also going to make me a sandwich, because this theme judging job is hungry.

1.1

Pre-peremptory Nonofficial Unendorsed prototype OFFICIAL RULES AND REGULATIONS.
Since this is a BEST OF THE BEST TOP OF THE TIPPY TOP institute, it has been decreed that these rules will be intolerably harsh and thorough to provide a more perfected understanding of what BEST OF THE BEST TIPPY TOP themes are like.

1.2
A "Theme" shall be defined as the combination of no less than 1 shellstyle, 1 icon set, 1 wallpaper, 1 login, 1 bootscreen, and

1.2.1 
possibly modified copies of any remaining unmodified system libraries for windows XP PRO  SP3, Vista Pro SP2, and 7 PRO SP1 in 64-bit and 32-bit variants for WindowBlinds 6 and 7.

1.3
A "Shellstyle" shall be defined as a SkinStudio "Skin" that replaces or modifies every single resource accessible by said studio.The use of default or existing "Windows" theme elements in composition with original artwork is a NO-NO-NO-NO.

1.4
An "Icon set" shall be defined as a set of scaled 48,32,24,12, and 8 pixel square Portable Network Image bitmaps with some level of transparency support that replace or modify ALL icons shipped by default with Windows XP PRO, Vista PRO SP2, or Windows 7 PRO SP1. In the event that an icon shipped with windows is not included in the set that is modified by Stardock tools, a modified copy of the library containing the offending object shall be included in the archive issued as the theme download package in accordance with rule 1.2.1.

1.5
 A "Wallpaper" shall be defined as a pair of images created or scaled for 16:9 and 4:3 standard resolutions aka between 1024x768 and 1300x720 in PNG NON-INTERLACED 24-bit format. The original data should be good quality and DPI and have verified sources.

1.6
A "Login" shall be defined as one English-language LoginStudio login tested for 16:9 and 4:3 resolutions. Some effort to patch or remove logos and other shitty items from the vista+ login executable and replace them with theme elements would be super extra top level elite work.

1.7
A "Bootscreen" shall be defined as one bootscreen type thingy tested for above resolutions, with the moving blit thingy placed for minimal clashing with bootscreen elements. It should be themed and a "border" installed into the pixels around it's location.

1.8
The "Modified Libraries" partially specified in 1.4 will also include the possibility of explorer.exe , etc files that include their own bitmaps and theme elements for various windows dialogs that will clash with your theme. These resources should be edited and then packaged with a script to install them and back up the originals. This is another super extra top level elite type item and is not needed to make a theme, however it is the one thing that can turn a good theme into a perfect one.

3.2.9.e.a.2.
Completely following these guidelines to the point of following the ones I haven't specified like including a cursor theme, a dock theme, and a screensaver will result in your theme being worth enough money that you should contact Stardock to get the requisite libraries to turn your theme into a marketable product(application) then sell the damn thing over the internet.




Your cooperation with the authorities(me) in this matter is greatly appreciated.            Sincerely, The (unofficial) Management.

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Don't take a word written by this chap seriously. The GUI Championships are over. They will never be held again.
Sincerely, The(Official) Management.


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Reply #1 Top

I just discovered this site.. and I'm like, wow.. and then I'm like, meh, everything here is 2 years old.

Well, the GUIC WAS almost 2 years ago...moving along...

I'm just going to set down some guidelines here and expect you people to follow them when you next hold a contest.

You shouldn't come in here with that kind of attitude...you've been here since '06 and have contributed what to this site?  Move along junior.XD

Reply #2 Top

Another new guy! [Edited]

 

I want! I want! I want! See above! :rolleyes: And yeah...not even shots for My Desktop or My Favorite Skin. Critics! XD

Reply #3 Top

Another new guy!

He's not new though.

Reply #4 Top

I just saw that! Act's like he's new though,

Reply #5 Top

He may not be new, but he still shows as a visitor.  :annoyed:

Reply #6 Top

Oh Ch-u-u-u-u-ck......someone here to see you....

Reply #7 Top

Too funny!!!! My chuckle for the day!

Reply #8 Top

Yeah, well I demand that Stardock make WindowBlinds so that I can imagine a new theme, and it will be instantaneously applied to my desktop! XD

 

 

Reply #9 Top

Quoting Mirsguy, reply 8
Yeah, well I demand that Stardock make WindowBlinds so that I can imagine a new theme, and it will be instantaneously applied to my desktop!

If not sooner!

Reply #10 Top

Yeah, well I demand that Stardock make WindowBlinds so that I can imagine a new theme, and it will be instantaneously applied to my desktop!

Works for me! And while they're at it....I need someone to do my laundry....cook my meals and wipe my butt! XD

Reply #11 Top

Works for me! And while they're at it....I need someone to do my laundry....cook my meals and wipe my butt!

Count me out. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Reply #12 Top

*Terli* , you want fries with that order?

Reply #13 Top

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Reply #14 Top


meh


I used to have a goat that made that sound all the time.

Reply #16 Top

Quoting Mirsguy, reply 8
Yeah, well I demand that Stardock make WindowBlinds so that I can imagine a new theme, and it will be instantaneously applied to my desktop!

 

 

Nice Brian. 5*

Reply #17 Top

The use of png bitmaps is a must

Huh? B[]

Reply #18 Top

Is it April 1st already?

Reply #19 Top

Nothing like a little target practice before TTD rolls around.:banhammer: :ninja:

Reply #20 Top

100$ might get you a custom start menu... ^_^

Reply #21 Top

100$ might get you a custom start menu...

Damn! Your cheap! XD

Reply #22 Top

IR a digital slut :dog:

Reply #23 Top

"skins" as defined by terlmann consist of

I read that and my first thought was [literally so excuse the French] 'who the fuck is this terlmann who is defining what a skin is?' [thinking there was some quaint Dictionary of terms or a WIKI article somehwere].

It wasn't till I got to the end of the thread and went back to the OP....and saw the nick......

This really IS an 'odd' thread/comment/request/statement/demand.

Ignoring the distorted definitions which clearly are one myopic view of skins and skinning, $100 will buy you VERY LITTLE, with or without 'guidance, assistance, and professional critique'.  I would expect that there are several artists here who would likely charge YOU the $100 just for the privilege of giving them that 'guidance, assistance, and professional critique'.

Professional services for graphics/skin creation will set you back somewhere around one or two 'orders of magnitude' ABOVE that $100....;)

Reply #24 Top

Wow....just wow. This is just too funny. Thanks for the laugh, even if it was unintentional.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Reply #25 Top

 --> . <--  here is what you get for $100  I will take a Money order, American Expess, Visa or Master card  NO DINNERS CLUB

 

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