I finally got into therapy at my FTA (Fart Thread Anonymous) meeting. Hi..I'm webgizmos and I've posted in a fart thread! You won't be seeing me much longer since today I enter FTPP (Fart Thread Protection Program) and will have to change my nic. (Pssst...I will now be known as Slartibartfast...Don't tell anyone!)
You're a total nut, Webbie... er, Slartibartfast, a total and out of control NUT!
But that's why I luvs ya.... in a blokey sort of a way.
lol! what a maniac. they actually let that guy run around loose.
No, not loose... well not normally. Usually they have him in a strait jacket, but he's found a way to wriggle out of that.
Yup, he cunningly convinced the asylum cook to give him curried cabbage for lunch From there he saves up the resultant gases until bloated enough just prior to jacketing up time. Then, when asylum staff aren't looking, usually around 6.00pm when the news is on TV, he farts an almighty fart, the bloating goes down, and he wriggles out of the strait jacket with consumate ease. Once free, he michievously heads off to town to misbehave a little.
They're forever looking for him, always escaping and that, but I doubt they'll ever find him... not unless he wants to be found... at meal times and etc. Yeah, they're looking for this much bigger guy who's like "this big around"....