No, seriously, the point is, if the functionality of the game is less than advertised, I want my f#ckin money back. That's the bottom line. If you can't make a game that actaully does what you say it does, then you dont' belong in programin, and you've not only lied to me, you've stolen from me. So, bottome line, I want a f&ckin refund, and you can keep your inferior excuse for a fully functional game. Got it? You want to be all share ware about it, that's fine, but dont' pretend to be pros, when you're just a bunch of second rate hacks.
As much fun as playing "Internet Toughguy™" may be, it really won't work at getting your money back. News flash: zero games meet their "advertised" funtionality, not even the SuperCoolAwesomeMegaBudgetCrazyDooDad™ level games. Crysis? Still can be buggy and their multiplayer was a joke at first. Mass Effect? CTDs + Garrus face still has not been fixed...despite saying they fixed it (lol). GTA IV? Took months before it was playable at a reasonable level. Oblivion? Lol. Etc. ad infinitum.
You paid for a game. You got one. No one lied to you, no one stole from you, and bottom line, suck it up and focus on what works rather than what doesn't. You focus SOLELY on the latter (and over a LAFF matter such as achievments, lolreallywhat?), and you really won't be able to play any game.
But, anywhoozzles, in the words of the great sage Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: "Thank you, come again!"