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Elemental Twitter Updates Weeks 15-22

Elemental Twitter Updates Weeks 15-22

I know, you're surprised they're back

Yes! The Elemental Twitter Updates have returned after a 3 1/2 month absence!\o/  I know, you can barely contain your excitement:P

For previous weeks' updates, go here:

Newest updates will be at the top:

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Reply #26 Top

lowered the land under my sovereigns feet and lost the game. I shouldn't be suprised....but for some reason I was.

The map is not the territory...

Reply #27 Top

Quoting kyogre12, reply 25
"I accidently killed myself"

Accidentally. Suuuuuuuuure.}:) I can see the good people at Stardock in anohter meeting. But this one is not about how ugly they can make the offspring of the Sovereigns. This is one is about in which different (and funny) ways you can kill your Sovereign.:P

Reply #28 Top

Accidentally. Suuuuuuuuure. I can see the good people at Stardock in anohter meeting. But this one is not about how ugly they can make the offspring of the Sovereigns. This is one is about in which different (and funny) ways you can kill your Sovereign.

  • A giant bird drops a turtle on your head (I think this actually happened to some Roman emporer).
  • You die of fright when you see the first glimpse of your daughter's firstborn child.
  • Four hobbits steal what you think is just your wedding ring and throw it into a volcano.
  • You die of depression when you realize you are the only thing in the game that doesn't age.
Reply #29 Top

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Reply #30 Top

If the best he can get with a Charm Spell is two spiders... I mean, where are the ladies?

Good to see that the basic magic system is getting finally some attention. It really feels weird to have Elemental: War of Magic without any actual magic to use.o_O

Reply #31 Top

I mean, where are the ladies?

The spiders probably were ladies, at least if Elemental giant spiders are as social as they seem to be. Social spiders tend to have a female-biased sex ratio.

Reply #32 Top

Quoting GW, reply 31

The spiders probably were ladies

You know what I meant. ;P

Reply #33 Top

Yup. Deadpan humour just doesn't work that well through these danged inter-pipes. ;P

Reply #34 Top

 Updated.

Imagine how that pose would work with the ugly spawn of Satan half-human, half-fallen offspring. Try to get that image out of your headX|

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Reply #35 Top

http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/1592/hasnin.png

You're so sexy, sexy sexy
I need your love, I need no hesitation
You're so sexy sex sex sexy
Feel me now and stop the conversation

No, no, no don't stop the desire no, no, no, no, no!
No, no, no higher baby higher, no, no, no, no, no!
XD

I can imagine that as OST for the pic. :P Go Romeo, go! XD

Reply #36 Top

Back to the ESRB again, boys?

Reply #37 Top

Updated.

Reply #38 Top

Updated again! The portait creator makes you wonder what kind of people work at Stardock:P

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Reply #39 Top

'Those who need shelter need only to seek me...' + boobie shoot = win?

Reply #40 Top

HA! That just made my day.....

Is there a slight chance that this might not be fixed for the next beta?

Reply #41 Top

Updated. I almost missed this one; one of the downsides of being away from my computer for 11 hours a day, the tweets can get buried. But don't worry, I'll always get it updated eventually:P

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Reply #42 Top

I saw the tweet and though sweet!

Reply #43 Top

Quoting kyogre12, reply 41
Updated. I almost missed this one; one of the downsides of being away from my computer for 11 hours a day, the tweets can get buried. But don't worry, I'll always get it updated eventually
I'll give you Karma... eventually. :P

Ah, the number oh joke mods grows constantly... I feel like writing a thread of just joke mods.

Wait, I already have one. Only need to add to it (and change title).}:)

Reply #44 Top

Updated

Reply #45 Top

Custom crests...:drool:

Reply #46 Top

Quoting Wintersong, reply 45
Custom crests...

Blazonry made easy! Any chance the initial version might be in 1G?

Reply #47 Top

Updated. And with a video, even!:D

Reply #48 Top

Quoting BoogieBac, reply 2
kyogre: Glad you saw that some new posts went up. Keeping up with our twitter account was one of my NYR's.  One of my other resolutions was to use less emoticons ( ** resists urge to wink ** ).

wintersong: Michgian spirits...cold and fragile due to the sub-teen temps we've been 'enjoying' over break.    DAMNIT, one slipped in!!!

 

We've had a mild winter this year. :)

I live about 8 miles from Stardock...  been thinking when I should start camping outside their doorstep for Elemental like Duran Duran tickets in the late 80's.

Reply #49 Top

Interesting movie, but it's so quiet I can't hear what Brad's saying...

Reply #50 Top

My fault...I actually took that vid and didn' realize how low the recording volume was :(