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A funny picture thread

Ok I think its been long enough that we can try a Funny Pic thread again!

RULES:

1. No Offensive Pictures. We don't want this one locked like the others right?

2. 3 Picture MAXIMUM!

3. No Intentional Double-Posting.

funny pictures of cats with captions

funny pictures of cats with captions

funny pictures of cats with captions

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Reply #276 Top

Quoting ME, reply 4000
A mother was working in the kitchen and listening to her son playing with his
new electric train in the living room.

She heard the train stop and her son say, "All of you sons of bitches who want
off, get the hell off now ' cause this is the last stop. And all of you sons of
bitches who are getting on get your asses in the train 'cause we're leaving."

The mother went into the living room and told her son, "We don't use that kind
of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room for two hours.
When you come out you may play with your train. But I want you to use nice
language."

Two hours later the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his
train. Soon the train stopped and mother heard her son say,"All passengers who
are disembarking the train please remember to take all of your belongings with
you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant
one. We hope you will ride with us again soon."

"For those of you just boarding we ask you to store all your luggage under your
seat. Remember there is no smoking except in the club car. We hope you will
have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us."

"And for those of you who are pissed off about the two hour delay please see
the bitch in the kitchen."
End of ME's quote

 

Reply #277 Top

LAWLZ @ The 3rd one!!

All of 'em were great, but that 3rd was the best!

Reply #278 Top

lollllz.  All 3 were awesome!

-Twilight Storm

Reply #280 Top

Quotes to live by.

Quoting hahaHACKS, reply 4000
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
End of hahaHACKS's quote

Quoting hahaHACKS, reply 4000
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
End of hahaHACKS's quote

Quoting hahaHACKS, reply 4000
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
End of hahaHACKS's quote

Quoting hahaHACKS, reply 4000
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
End of hahaHACKS's quote

Quoting hahaHACKS, reply 4000
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
End of hahaHACKS's quote

 

Quoting hahaHACKS, reply 4000
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
End of hahaHACKS's quote

Quoting hahaHACKS, reply 4000
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
End of hahaHACKS's quote

 

Reply #281 Top

HELP ME LAUGH!

Reply #283 Top

 

 

Reply #284 Top

Hehe, those were good.

Reply #285 Top

lolz.  Comparing Captains.  Particularly Noah.  "Arch Enemy:  Atheists and Dinosaurs"

-Twilight Storm

Reply #286 Top

Forum Belch

Reply #287 Top

Embeddingh fail

Reply #288 Top

Quoting Twilight_Storm, reply 285
lolz.  Comparing Captains.  Particularly Noah.  "Arch Enemy:  Atheists and Dinosaurs"

-Twilight Storm
End of Twilight_Storm's quote

 

I think the dinosaurs would have been his only concern. The atheists would get to demonstrate swimming ability.

Reply #290 Top

the 2nd pic is actually true......:-"

Reply #291 Top

 

This one may be offensive if you... well, the title explains it.

Reply #292 Top

man don't even know how to post vids X|

 

Reply #293 Top

1 you need to post a <p> before and </p> after the code

2 dont use IE only firefox

Reply #295 Top

lolz at the last pic, saintc!

-Twilight Storm

Reply #296 Top

Quoting Altaux, reply 290
the 2nd pic is actually true......
End of Altaux's quote

 

Yes, it is.

Reply #299 Top

Quoting KillzEmAllGod, reply 292
man don't even know how to post vids

 
End of KillzEmAllGod's quote

 

Do exactly what Altaux said. Alternatively go to page 11 and I wrote instructions there.

Reply #300 Top

That was a funny video Saint C.  It sounds like something out of Monty Python.