*agrees to cease fire with CallenExile to battle the supposed creator "Koiju". Hacks universe OS to demote Koiju to slime*

*ghosts the universes system, resetting it (and the OS) back to how it was before*

You forget that I created the very system the OS is running on

*gets the real God and asks for Him to demote Koiju to slime* *GOD to Whiskey144: request granted faithful servant*

*Informs Chuck Norris that God is overstepping his bounds again.  Stands back and let's the battle be won for me as both Whiskey144 and Koiju are wiped from history itself by the almight Roundhouse kick.*

Haha.  Nothing beats Chuck Norris!!!

GAME OVER!!!  MUAHAHAHAHA!!!

:ninja:-Exile

*God simply looks at Chuck Norris and says "you never existed". Chuck then goes poof*

Wrong. Only God beats Chuck Norris, because God created Chuck Norris as the uber-ninja that he (Chuck Norris) is.

*uses alternate-universe tech to cross timelines and enter this one again*

I think that I will always be able to come back. There is always a loophole.

*pulls the power cable for the system thats running the universe out of the plug socket*

*entire universe goes offline, including whiskey144, callenexile, and chuck norris*

*alternate universe tech timeline-crossing device is used for alternate timeline. I cross over and plug the universe's power cable back in, and soder, weld, glue, and duct tape the plug in place*

*Rubs magic lamp*  "I Wish that all of the possible universes and all their contents no longer existed!!!"

:ninja:-Exile

Y'know, there is an almightier being called a moderator, which can instantly freeze all of you in space-time (read: lock the thread) for thread hijacking...

But since he is not looking, just keep playing in his backyard, kids...

@Brazilian_Joe- we know. It's all in good fun. And it would seem that the OP has had his question answered, so I think it is alright to continue.

*since all possible universes never existed, neither did you. But if you didn't exist, you couldn't make the universe not exist. You have created an unsolvable paradox. You hereby self-destruct from the paradoxical implications, and the universe moves on. Sorry, and have a nice day (or as the dolphins said: "So long, and thanks for all the fish").*

*walks away from his experiment gone wild, and informs The One True God Almighty (he insists we use his full title) that a new deity may soon emerge from it.*

*The One True God Almighty keeps an eye on the proceedings so that the victor may be inducted into the deity university to lern to be a responsible deity.*

*leaves a warning note outside the system to let whomever know that you don't want to try and hack the deity system, or attack The One True God Almighty in any way.*

We offered to stop if the OP asks us to.  He hasn't, so we haven't.  Simple as that.

;ninja:-Exile

Sheesh, you guys are taking me too seriously.

Comes back from the vacation in Bahamas with my three female assistants, only to find Koiju - Igor in my universal language - the janitor, trying to mop up the mess he has made while I was on my short 3-month holiday. 

*smashes koiju in the head to a cartoony effect, from which several Whiskeys and Exiles dance around his head*

*Puts some bets with my smoking hot assistants (there will be no loser judging from what's being put on the table, if you know what I mean) and start to watch with wholehearted interest, to see which of those 3 diminutive creatures will win the brouhaha*

*decides to create an unsolvable paradox where I leave for a universe of my own rules*

*Inserts a virus into your universe's OS that instantly destroys you and all versions of you upon your arrival.*

:ninja:-Exile