since the other thread is breaking a lot time to start a new thread to keep going.
i will start by banning everyone who bans here lol
Banned fer some o' them gals be somewhat cheeky.
An' 'em all 'd be welcome ter put their shoes under me bunk.... aarrgghhh!!!!!
banned for wanting only their shoes
Banned for shoeing off.
banned for making me sick
Banned for missing the bucket... eeeeew.
banned for assuming a bucket was needed
Banned for suggesting an indoor upchuck doesn't need a big bucket... do what you like outside, but inside you use a bucket, mister!
banned for assuming I am inside
Banned for contaminating nature, then.
banned for assuming I am unnatural
Banned by the Synthetic Life Anti-Defamation Foundation.
Banned for assuming that I'm assuming... that satellite coverage I pay for is highly informative.
banned for not knowing about my bribe payoffs to not be in that coverage
^Banned for not realizing we all chipped in to counter your bribes.
-Huzzah!
banned for using chips to counter my fish
Banned for using turf to counter his surf.
Banned for leaving out the entree, soup course, side salad, the second main and dessert x2.... a man builds up an appetite surfing there 'ere forum.
banned by the appetite police
Banned for distracting them from their constant war with the waistline-is-too-tight police.
Banned for all dietary-type police are fighting a losing battle with me... I love my food too much to take any notice.
banned for loving food
Food is fuel, women are for love.
Banned for I need fuel to love... cos now it takes me all night to do what I used to do all night as a young bloke.
Banned because they have about eight billion pills for that now. Half of them don't work and the other half will kill you, but still, they do have pills.
banned for offering us pills
Banned for only taking the blue ones... and why so frickin' many?
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