Banned for ET didn't care. So why should this big brain (aka Scoutdog) have any grief about it?

banned for using wires to start trucks

Banned for ignoring the gun-at-driver trick.

Banned for too many middle-men... just deliver me the fracking car already.

Banned for Lego skateboard..... not advisable to jump jumps on one.

Banned for jumping on rides when you're not tall enough.

Banned for neglecting to mention pygmies, dwarves, midgets, people who can't afford boosters or high heels to increase height....

... and while they may all be the same size laying down, you're banned for not highlighting their plight when it comes to changing light bulbs, when even standing on a chair stacked with a pile of books just isn't enough.

I'm also banning you for neglecting to include extremely tall people, who have to duck just to go out or in doors and cannot find pants long enough to warm their knees.

Banned for a short persons promotion among the lanky persons frequenting this 'long' [tall] thread.

Banned because I'm 6' 2" tall standing up or laying down. 

banned for changing positions during measurement

banned for locking random threads

Banned for forgetting the step-ladder... I'd stand still if you wanted to reach