banned for begging for karma

Banned for asking me to convert units while fish are flying toward my head.

Banned for introducing ducks to the flight path when the flying fish were just minding their own business and didn't need to be dodging slow flying ducks.

Banned for ducking down to the pier to fish and forgetting your rod n' reel, not to mention the tackle and bait... shoulda stayed in bed.

Banned for prolonged slumbering and not answering the door to nature's call.

Banned for having to barge in your outhouse.

Banned for peeing rivers in a non-drought area and flooding several suburbs

Banned for interfering with nature by lubricating drought conditions with a yellow river.

Also, banned for emptying Mexico's reservoirs and replacing their good water with that yellowy tainted stuff.

No wonder a lot of Mexican folk look like they're jaundiced.... it's in the water.

Banned for inebriated springs.

Banned for getting him hopping mad.

banned for reminding me

Banned from my brand-new smartphone.