banned for using 'f' words

Once had a week that started out 110 (43.3 C) on Monday then dropped to 60 (15 C) by Friday.

Banned for blaming the whacky weather man for fluctuating temperatures when in fact it's the fault of Jack Frost and his miserable minions.

banned for knowing about eff words... now close your ears I'm gonna say frap it.

That's not a fluctuation... not when we had a day last week with a high of 25c... and a low of -5c overnight.  Now that's a fluctuation!!!!!

Yea, I know, banned for going one better.

banned for getting it wrong... I played two up on a ship [two up being an Aussie game played with 2 coins]

Banned for downplaying 6 and 8.

Banned for count on it. 

banned for mathematical improbabilities... you will never hear light breaking the sound barrier, nor see sound travel at the speed of light.

So what is flatulence?

It's a turd breaking the sound barrier.

Banned for dust storm hitting Arizona this morn!!  Hope it's not in your neighbourhood Ryat. Or you don't have to work in it with your truck that doesn't have an a/c.  

Banned for dust storm vacation.... the least you could do is get out the vacuum cleaner and suck some up.

Had a bad dust storm here one day a couple of years back.... was picking red dust out of the crack of me arse for a week.

Banned for dusting off.

Banned because......................YIKES! Flatulence. RUUUUUUUUUNN!

Banned because of the inevitable inevitability.... it's going to happen, you know!

Banned because I know lots of girls who toot... they get behind the wheel of a car and they can't help themselves.

[and I know some (no names) who toot in their undies as well... apparently it's as natural as birds in the air, fish in the sea]

banned for wanting the birds to sleep with the fishies