Banned for glowing green limes are safe to eat

Banned because you're Dr. Manhattan.

banned for it varies on the type of radiation that will effect the color it glows

if at all

Banned for tutu's don't work with four legs.   

banned for horsing around

depends on what paint you use

Banned for dammit Starkers, I am not a clopper.

Banned for paint does that to me. Yeah. Neon.    I am out of the closet. Phew.    Ok, off to Home Hardware. Where's my little pony?

Banned for Neon Russell... he was the guy who got all body painted at the "Mad Dogs And Englishmen" concert.

Banned for getting the wrong end of the stick... now get clapping if you don't like clopping, orright?

Banned for if he gets applause for clopping then I want to share in the profits from the video

Banned because it is, in fact, slang for only one, specific STD, not just STDs in general as your post would imply. /grammarnazi

 Banned for thanks.

Banned for wrong holiday.