Banned for mentioning a sport inferior to soccer.

Banned for believing that one can be better than odd skis with bods.

Banned because I just lost my last vestige of faith in my municipal government. They put some of that plastic fence netting and an orange traffic cone on the side of the street, to store it for a construction project nearby. But because it was in the street, people kept running over it. What did they do?

Move it to the curb?

Nope. They put much bigger cones around it and spray-painted a thick white line on the asphalt.

Banned for neglecting the biological aspects of the body... and what's the good of Asari morality if it doesn't deter relations with sheep?

Banned for Scoutdog and Uvah have no avatar.  Nekkid alien floating heads they are... 

{they're baack}?

Banned for Itchycoo Park encourages such frivolousness. I prefer sandals.... anywhere.  Now topless.. oh, there's the phone. 

Banned for OK.   Can I buy shoes on that floor?

Banned for there is no 13th floor... it goes straight from 12 to 14... and BTW, shoes are sold only on the 666th basement level.

And watch out, ladies, I hear there's a horny shoe salesman down there.

Oooh, thank goodness for video phones... now where did I put your number?

Banned for trying to associate a clan with an odd number higher than 11 but lower than 19... it mocks the number 21 and disrespects Latin letter lovers who get severe headaches when confronted with the first odd number which is lower than 14.

Banned for it all adds up now.    And 13 for a weather temperature would be acceptable.  Not a floor number... silly bad luck I believe.

banned for assuming luck even exist

Banned for luck is brought upon by a decision made a week ago. Unless it's the weather.... then it's luck.   haha

Banned for Ryat you stud.