Banned for banarama.

Banned for several small species of small furry animals gathered together in a cave and grooving with a Pict after vacating Grandchester Meadows to embark on a search for a Saucerful of Secrets in the hope of forgetting Time and Money because both are the Root of all Evil when bankers gather together on Wall St and conspire to rid the rest of the world of all its cash.

And for good measure... banned for going up around the bend and sharing your madness with Willie and the poor Boys, who were innocently standing Down on the Corner hoping for some Cigareets and Whiskey and Wild Wild Women

Banned for being in a hurry to go nowhere real fast because you got kicked out of no place in particular while trying to breathe in a swag of free air for nothing.

Banned for thinking the Jolly Swagman gave mouth to mouth to the jumbuck in his tuckerbag... he was actually engaging in a little foreplay.

Banned for allowing your pet anteater, which by the way you don't have a license for, so banned again, to come down off the ceiling and peel off the wallpaper depicting a Roman orgy from the fridge.

What's more, you should always keep your handbag zipped up, so triple banned for carelessness.

banned for tippling on week segments that end with ay... and telling people you're not as think as they drunk you are.

Banned for spiritual avoidance.... now there's nothing scary in that haunted house, so get back in there and don't fear the reaper.

banned for substituting nice warm jiggly bits with 'cowbells'... tho I'll take either if it keeps the smile on my face.

Banned cuz cowbells rock a song.    

Banned for shut the light. 

banned for I use the noncombustible  type of illumination

banned for not going with the Xenon type